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Para Handy · Posted: Wed Apr 21, 2010 2:41 pm Post subject:

http://news.uk.msn.com/odd-new.....=153011536

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/new.....rance.html

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/new.....years.html

http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/8.....al-grinder

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/new.....nched.html

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/t.....-22084352/

After seeing these nothing would surprise me anymore

snurtmunchkin · Joined: 08 Dec 2008 Posts: 42 Location: Lerwick

http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/8.....ies-pillow

Para Handy · Posted: Mon Apr 26, 2010 4:31 pm Post subject:

A police chief believed the existence of a Loch Ness monster was "beyond doubt", according to a historical document

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/8643817.stm

RickB · Joined: 27 Jun 2006 Posts: 224

Man rescued off Isle of Sheppey after sailing blunder
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/eng.....648011.stm

Remind you of anyone? Rolling Eyes

Para Handy · Posted: Fri Apr 30, 2010 8:24 pm Post subject:

A 72-YEAR-OLD granny is having an incestuous affair with her own GRANDSON

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/ho.....-baby.html

Well optimism is still rife in the world then Shocked

Heimdal · Joined: 24 Mar 2006 Posts: 346 Location: Oot o da wind

http://www.startribune.com/local/92559249.html

MuckleJoannie · Joined: 17 May 2006 Posts: 1079 Location: Scallawaa

Cat reported for frightening dog

tlady · Joined: 11 Mar 2007 Posts: 1121 Location: shetland

http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/8.....ttes-a-day

Shocked

Vicky · Joined: 18 Feb 2010 Posts: 36 Location: Whalsay

Woman sues google after she was run over

Para Handy · Posted: Thu Jun 03, 2010 12:19 pm Post subject:

Tagged man allowed to go for chip

http://www.shetland-news.co.uk.....supper.htm

Well what next. People who get some time to go to Boots for pain killers
Or drink drivers going to Tesco for ciderect

MuckleJoannie · Joined: 17 May 2006 Posts: 1079 Location: Scallawaa

A parent has been banned from sending an 11-year-old child to their end-of-year primary school prom in a helicopter.

Para Handy · Posted: Tue Jul 06, 2010 2:49 pm Post subject:

Must be a very slow news day.

German 'psychic' octopus predicts victory for Spain

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/wor.....521867.stm

Big budget' porn film shot in London hospital

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/eng.....518917.stm

I can give them spam emails links for viagra
If that would help

Para Handy · Posted: Wed Jul 07, 2010 5:26 pm Post subject:

New mothers at a hospital in Glasgow are no longer being offered toast after giving birth because the toasters have been classed as a fire hazard.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/sco.....540175.stm

Maybe they will ban custard?
As in the right amounts it can be used to make bombs

TeeAyBee · Posted: Wed Jul 07, 2010 10:14 pm Post subject:

Malcolm · Joined: 21 Feb 2007 Posts: 1628 Location: Ollaberry

I know it's schoolboy humour but this headline did make me laugh.

http://www.reuters.com/article.....I420100703

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TeeAyBee · Posted: Thu Jul 08, 2010 1:31 pm Post subject: Re: Funny Headlines

GypsyScy · Joined: 08 Jan 2009 Posts: 282

^^ Similarly, this had us going for a while this time last year......

http://queerid.com/topic.aspx?topicid=19635

it did turn out to be a hoax Smile

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Para Handy · Posted: Thu Jul 08, 2010 7:38 pm Post subject:

JustMe · Joined: 06 Feb 2006 Posts: 2164

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-e.....e-10650160 Back in the days when I worked for a living I think I would have got sacked if I had done this!.[/b]

Para Handy · Posted: Wed Jul 21, 2010 4:21 pm Post subject:

council in Gloucestershire has given staff chocolates as a reward for turning their computer monitors off.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-e.....e-10710458

For the woman.

I wonder what they will offer the men?

MuckleJoannie · Joined: 17 May 2006 Posts: 1079 Location: Scallawaa

Tokyo's 'oldest man' had been dead for 30 years

trooter · Joined: 05 Jan 2008 Posts: 258 Location: Lerwick

You beat me to it, just been reading this. Why do people conceal remains of family members like this?

Spinner72 · Joined: 09 Jan 2007 Posts: 1135 Location: Nort Ower

DamnSaxon · Posted: Fri Aug 20, 2010 3:21 pm Post subject:

The Big Brother Watch site is well worth visiting once a week or so. A scan through the (true) stories there will definitely confirm any impression you may have that the world (or at least the UK) is, indeed, going completely barking mad.
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trooter · Joined: 05 Jan 2008 Posts: 258 Location: Lerwick

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-e.....e-11068063

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