DarkstarIII Posted November 2, 2006 Report Share Posted November 2, 2006 Q: What's 40 feet long and smells like piss? A: A conga line at the old folks home. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarkstarIII Posted November 2, 2006 Report Share Posted November 2, 2006 15 THINGS NOT TO SAY WHEN YOU ARE PULLED BY POLICE! 15. No, YOU assume the position. 14. I'm surprised you stopped me, Dunkin Donuts has a 3 for 1 special! 13. If I bend over, will I still get a ticket? 12. No, offi, offic, lucifer . . . I'm not as think you are drunk I am. I swear to dog. 11. No, I don't know how fast I was going. The little needle stops at 110 mph. 10. Back off, Barney, I've got a piece. 9. Want to race to the station, Sparky? 8. I know I was weaving, but I was trying to hit all the little green men! 7. On the way to the station let's get a six pack. 6. You'll never get those cuffs on me. . . You Homo! 5. Come on write the damn ticket, the bars close in 20 minutes! 4. Hey, wasn't your daughter a porn queen? 3. How long is this going to take? Your wife is expecting me. 2. Hey officer is that your nightstick, or are you just glad to see me? 1. What do you use those rubber gloves for, anyway? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarkstarIII Posted November 2, 2006 Report Share Posted November 2, 2006 http://www.ebaumsworld.com/2006/10/run-road-block2.html Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colin Posted November 2, 2006 Report Share Posted November 2, 2006 DRUNK WORDS [For some reason this reminded me of the time I was sitting in the Fishermans Arms (long ago) listening to a conversation about Venezuelan Sandjinista (did I spell that properly) rebels.Both parties to the conversation were fairly well oiled but what was enthralling the entire place was that one of them had just about the worst stutter I had ever heard..Venezuela was bad enough but when they guy got to Sandjinista...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarkstarIII Posted November 2, 2006 Report Share Posted November 2, 2006 Hahaha I can imagine that would be a tough one.. anyone else thing of words that are difficult to say when you are drunk..???? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frankie Posted November 2, 2006 Report Share Posted November 2, 2006 Hahaha I can imagine that would be a tough one.. anyone else thing of words that are difficult to say when you are drunk..???? think ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarkstarIII Posted November 2, 2006 Report Share Posted November 2, 2006 That is a difficult one right enough... I canny think when I am drunk either.. lol... but isnt it fun trying.????? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Njugle Posted November 2, 2006 Author Report Share Posted November 2, 2006 Hahaha I can imagine that would be a tough one.. anyone else thing of words that are difficult to say when you are drunk..???? think ? That's pretty funny really, when you thing about it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
millicent Posted November 13, 2006 Report Share Posted November 13, 2006 the constipated statistician? worked it out with a computer..... whats brown and sounds like a bell? DUNG how many surrealists does it take to plug in a light bulb? A FISH how do you stop a man from drowning? take your foot off his head whats black and white and goes OOOOOOO? a cow with no lips whats red and silver and sits in the corner? a baby with forks in its eyes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PoolHaddock Posted November 13, 2006 Report Share Posted November 13, 2006 Q. What's pink and red and gets smaller and smaller in front of a mirror? A. A midget combing his hair with a tattie peeler. sorry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigMouth Posted November 13, 2006 Report Share Posted November 13, 2006 How do you report someone to an Admin? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PoolHaddock Posted November 13, 2006 Report Share Posted November 13, 2006 I think it's a nice comforting image that I've conjured BigMouth. See! http://static.flickr.com/101/296606624_eded7c6529.jpg Sorry again. Procrastination. I have a rather long dull paper to write. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Njugle Posted November 13, 2006 Author Report Share Posted November 13, 2006 I think it's a nice comforting image that I've coungered BigMouth. Sorry again. Procrastination. I have a rather long dull paper to write.And so you should be with spelling like that. Back of the class boy! "conjured".? Whats the similarity between a badly spelt essay and a fat latvian snake? They are both long, pointless and unintelligible. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PoolHaddock Posted November 13, 2006 Report Share Posted November 13, 2006 Doh! I wish I'd noticed yin afore du did! *No effort here!* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Njugle Posted November 13, 2006 Author Report Share Posted November 13, 2006 ooOOooh! Very good, pity didn't put so much effort into your spelling....... ........a-n-d now i sound like a teacher. erm, any jokes anybody? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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