JuliaSwill Posted March 7 Report Share Posted March 7 Could somone recommend a Sexual Accessories Bath and Beauty wholesaler? Thanks xx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Muckle Oxters Posted March 7 Report Share Posted March 7 Try Malakoff on +44 (0)1595 69 5544. They’ll be happy to help Davie P 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colin Posted March 7 Report Share Posted March 7 (edited) Jacuzzi's (aka sex ponds) are probably available from a few suppliers. Best I can offer is a 'back washing' service (women only). Wife wouldn't like it much, although I could put her through the car was at Sutherland's. Edited March 7 by Colin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Muckle Oxters Posted March 8 Report Share Posted March 8 Whaur du I sign up fur da backwashing service @Colin? I’m still sporting my winter pelt so I’d lik a full back shampoo afore I moult ida spring. Even though du says women only, I reckon I hiv dee ower a barrel we da sex discrimination laws. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colin Posted March 8 Report Share Posted March 8 15 minutes ago, Muckle Oxters said: Whaur du I sign up fur da backwashing service @Colin? I’m still sporting my winter pelt so I’d lik a full back shampoo afore I moult ida spring. Even though du says women only, I reckon I hiv dee ower a barrel we da sex discrimination laws. No way !!! I don't do 'PC'... Muckle Oxters 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Muckle Oxters Posted March 8 Report Share Posted March 8 Weel, if dat’s dy attitude I’ll see dee at da sex discrimination tribunal. Du better get lawyered up if du’s refusing tae get my back lathered up! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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