Fifi Posted November 15, 2006 Report Share Posted November 15, 2006 I too hate being asked what I want for Xmas. I always ask for useful stuff, a new toothbrush, pound of lard, an egg whisk, a dental appointment.The Adventures of Noddy & BigMouth Rules:1. You can only add one sentence at a time, but you can come in to add a sentence as often as you like. 2. The story will end in 24 hrs time @ 11pm Thurs.3. By the time the story ends, the following items must have been mentioned at least once: a new toothbrush, pound of lard, an egg whisk, a dental appointment.4. If it all ends up in a complete mess, it's no ma fault! 8O -------------------- Noddy turned over in bed, mouth like a skunk's backside, and looked at BigMouth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Njugle Posted November 15, 2006 Report Share Posted November 15, 2006 To find that BigMouth was also sporting the distinctive black and white beard arrangement of last nights cabaret endeavours Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fjool Posted November 15, 2006 Report Share Posted November 15, 2006 But it wasn't the facial topiary that worried Noddy; it was the way BigMouth was perched on the back of the sofa... eyes starting wildy into space. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Claudias Posted November 16, 2006 Report Share Posted November 16, 2006 Obviously thinking about his next dental appointment as he scrubbed his lower denture with a new toothbrush. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heimdal Posted November 16, 2006 Report Share Posted November 16, 2006 Whilst he started scratching his next Somerfield shopping list on the polished coffee table with his top denture. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Claudias Posted November 16, 2006 Report Share Posted November 16, 2006 Noddy worried about BigMouth's health. He would insist on beating his eggs with an egg whisk before frying them in a pound of lard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Claudias Posted November 16, 2006 Report Share Posted November 16, 2006 "I'll have to see if I can find an old set of dentures to fit him," Noddy murmurred before turning over again, "there should be some in the potting shed." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heimdal Posted November 16, 2006 Report Share Posted November 16, 2006 And BigMouth thought "How does Fifi know I call my girl-friend 'Noddy'?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Muppet Posted November 16, 2006 Report Share Posted November 16, 2006 "And how does she know I keep my girlfriend in the potting shed?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heimdal Posted November 16, 2006 Report Share Posted November 16, 2006 And Noddy thought " I hope BigMouth is sound asleep whilst all this is going on" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RickB Posted November 16, 2006 Report Share Posted November 16, 2006 Just as Noddy was thinking this the local Police stormed in to the bedroom. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigMouth Posted November 16, 2006 Report Share Posted November 16, 2006 I love stories with a happy ending Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Styles Posted November 16, 2006 Report Share Posted November 16, 2006 Was what Big Mouth uttered as the police confiscated the lump of lard that was hanging from his ear. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarkstarIII Posted November 16, 2006 Report Share Posted November 16, 2006 as he quickly made his excuses mumbling something about the bathroom and hopped it down to the potting shed to hide all the hydroponic gear... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tomblands Posted November 16, 2006 Report Share Posted November 16, 2006 but as he walked to the potting shed, he soiled himself. How embarrasing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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