fratelli Posted November 16, 2006 Report Share Posted November 16, 2006 Being well used to this regular occurence, he fashioned himself a pair of underpants from a carrier bag again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Twerto Posted November 16, 2006 Report Share Posted November 16, 2006 But it was one of those new environmentally friendly bags. that disintegrated under the excrement that followed through Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tomblands Posted November 16, 2006 Report Share Posted November 16, 2006 saddened and disheartend, Big Mouth continued his walk to the shed, depositing his soiled underwear upon the compost heap on the way. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fratelli Posted November 16, 2006 Report Share Posted November 16, 2006 As he approached the shed door, a very curious noise came from inside... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tomblands Posted November 16, 2006 Report Share Posted November 16, 2006 a noise which reminded him of the noise he made the night he caught his willy in the fridge door. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Evil Inky Posted November 16, 2006 Report Share Posted November 16, 2006 but instead of being accompanied by a sharp pain in the genitals, this noise was accompanied by a series of dull thuds... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Claudias Posted November 16, 2006 Report Share Posted November 16, 2006 When he opened the door he almost fell over the bodies of two,fully armoured,specials who had been overcome by the guff from the saat piltocks hanging from the rafters. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Claudias Posted November 16, 2006 Report Share Posted November 16, 2006 Never one to miss an opportunity,BigMouth,separated a baand from the rest and stuffed one into each of their helmet linings. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fifi Posted November 16, 2006 Author Report Share Posted November 16, 2006 Noddy turned up at the potting shed, still looking for the dentures for BigMouth and thought, "'Ello, ello - there's something fishy going on here..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fifi Posted November 16, 2006 Author Report Share Posted November 16, 2006 Will the two armoured specials be permanently comatose? What has really put them into an altered state? Will Noddy find the dentures and will BigMouth catch his willy in the fridge door again? We shall never know, dear readers. We shall never know... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heimdal Posted November 16, 2006 Report Share Posted November 16, 2006 The pantomime season approaches... Oh Yes We Will !!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fifi Posted November 16, 2006 Author Report Share Posted November 16, 2006 Oh no you won't! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heimdal Posted November 16, 2006 Report Share Posted November 16, 2006 He's behind you !!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarkstarIII Posted November 17, 2006 Report Share Posted November 17, 2006 Oh no he's not!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Claudias Posted November 18, 2006 Report Share Posted November 18, 2006 We can't just let it die with a whimper. What really did happen to Noddy and BigMouth? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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