clanchief Posted December 12, 2006 Report Share Posted December 12, 2006 I was "wackened" at 4.00am this morning by my wife violently punching the duvet. These were full elbow back with shoulder follow thro' punches. I woke her up to find out what she was dreaming about, apparently she had been assaulted by a criminal & she was retaliating. This scary violence came from someone who leaves the room when I watch the boxing on TV! I sleepily muttered something about the next stage of the dream would be the police probably charging her with assault & also commented on her punching style being better than anything seen on TV boxing lately & I then went to sleep hearing her giggling away to herself! Anyone been the victim of "sleep punching" ? Should I consider wearing a headguard & gum shield in bed? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mario Posted December 12, 2006 Report Share Posted December 12, 2006 I was "wackened" at 4.00am this morning by my wife violently punching the duvet. These were full elbow back with shoulder follow thro' punches. I woke her up to find out what she was dreaming about, apparently she had been assaulted by a criminal & she was retaliating. This scary violence came from someone who leaves the room when I watch the boxing on TV! I sleepily muttered something about the next stage of the dream would be the police probably charging her with assault & also commented on her punching style being better than anything seen on TV boxing lately & I then went to sleep hearing her giggling away to herself! Anyone been the victim of "sleep punching" ? Should I consider wearing a headguard & gum shield in bed? Funnily enough, I find the most dangerous sleep is had with a female. Involuntary movements of the knee have left me crippled in pain on a few occasions. I have also been victim to one female trying to crawl underneath me, as if burrowing like a rabbit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
squintpinkies Posted December 12, 2006 Report Share Posted December 12, 2006 I have also been victim to one female trying to crawl underneath me, as if burrowing like a rabbit. oh dear, you got me laughing at uni....some stares are being had i must tell you! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colin Posted December 12, 2006 Report Share Posted December 12, 2006 I take punches in my sleep quite often. She say that I snore but I'm not so sure Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colin Posted December 12, 2006 Report Share Posted December 12, 2006 Funnily enough, I find the most dangerous sleep is had with a female. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marjolein Posted December 12, 2006 Report Share Posted December 12, 2006 Funnily enough, I find the most dangerous sleep is had with a female. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigMouth Posted December 12, 2006 Report Share Posted December 12, 2006 I grabbed the wife by the ears and banged her head off (luckily) a flimsy wardrobe - she is the ex-wife now. I also sleep-walked naked into my room-mates bedspace in my Army days. There is nothing like waking up with a stiffy only 6 feet from your just waking mate. I spent the next year making sure that he saw me with a selection of women and generally apologising. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PoolHaddock Posted December 12, 2006 Report Share Posted December 12, 2006 Oh my god! There's a high probability that yun is the funniest thing I have ever heard! Oh dear lord! I canna even get typed fir mashing the keys! Ooooooh.... my aching sides! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RickB Posted December 13, 2006 Report Share Posted December 13, 2006 Thanks BigMouth ive not heard anything that funny in years. Just wondering though did you stay mates after that? If Id done that I think I would have gone awol! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigMouth Posted December 13, 2006 Report Share Posted December 13, 2006 Thanks BigMouth ive not heard anything that funny in years. Just wondering though did you stay mates after that? If Id done that I think I would have gone awol! His pleasure was seeing me writhing with embarrasment Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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