BigMouth Posted December 16, 2006 Report Share Posted December 16, 2006 There is an advert in the Shetland Times this week that starts: - Having folk for xmas dinner? Could I suggest that turkey is a more acceptable alternative, although I can imagine that Folk might be a pleasant change from tattie soup, mince and tatties and reestit mutton? 8O 8O Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fifi Posted December 17, 2006 Report Share Posted December 17, 2006 The one that would worry me if I was a bloke, is the advert on SIBC. "Ladies, would you like to buy your man a new tool this Christmas?".... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marjolein Posted December 17, 2006 Report Share Posted December 17, 2006 Ha ha did you hear the one on SIBC? Ready by SIBC wife: "Are your sacks sagging?" And I don't know what it's for because everyone on the bus errupted with laughter Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fifi Posted December 18, 2006 Report Share Posted December 18, 2006 Great stuff. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Strawb Posted December 18, 2006 Report Share Posted December 18, 2006 I swear ever since the classic Hub advert, ('for little chicks and big cocks') Lerwick's traders have been thinking up the most ludicrous adverts possible for SIBC, just to see if she'll say it. And she invariably does! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sherri Posted December 19, 2006 Report Share Posted December 19, 2006 ('for little chicks and big cocks') Your kiddin me on surely? Did they really? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigMouth Posted December 19, 2006 Author Report Share Posted December 19, 2006 At the newspaper (not the local rag) we had a woman from an employment agency so determined to spell out the text of the advert right down to the line breaks that someone questioned the advert. On closer inspection the first letter of each line read blow job. The paper was normally very liberal, but in this case the ad did not get in. Who needs Bletchley Park? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fjool Posted December 19, 2006 Report Share Posted December 19, 2006 ('for little chicks and big cocks') Your kiddin me on surely? Did they really? I can vouch for this one. Heard it myself, with my own ears! Outrageous I say! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Strawb Posted December 20, 2006 Report Share Posted December 20, 2006 ('for little chicks and big cocks') Your kiddin me on surely? Did they really? Nope it certainly occured, and without even the slightest hint of irony! Cruelty really..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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