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Supermarkets in Shetland - prices, ethics and experiences


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your all worked up over which is best. the co-op and tesco thank you for your efforts to promote there companies free of charge. as i said ages ago if tesco had not come we would have just been left with the co-op. do you think that the co-op would be so eager to upgrade their store if they had no decent compation they would not have bothered.

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May the good Lord above forgive me for this rather unforgivable take on the 23rd psalm, but: :wink:

 

Tesco's (Salmon's) Psalm:

 

Tesco's me Loard I sanna want

Dey hird me tae dir till

Trow skelves o ower priced bruk

Sae I can dö dir will.

 

Dey gie me puirless wirtless sowl

A wye ta fin a hame

An aese me burdened wallet

Aa atil dir name.

 

If I sud geeng ta idder shops

As I maest laekly will

A'll lae me doon upö me knees

An pray fur dir till.

 

Dey lat me set me table oot

We maet dat is sae dear

An lubricate me tonsils

Wi unkan foreign beer.

 

Trow aa me days upö dis eart

Tesco lords ower me

Atil dir aesed me wallet

An penniless I will be.

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The coming of Tesco to Shetland hath made a very big difference to the trading position of the local CooP....

the upgraded cabinets are very nice and the store layout is an improvement except for ........

the Xmas crush trying to funnel hundreds of customers through 8 tills, maybe i'm a wee bit premature in my judgment of the update but i fear a bottle neck.

 

Why also doe's the coop still use such a slow Debit/Credit card connection for it's customers at the checkout, you have to wait ages for completion of a transaction ...unlike TESCO instant responce terminals.

 

Luv you too Auld Fella

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the upgraded cabinets are very nice and the store layout is an improvement except for ........

the Xmas crush trying to funnel hundreds of customers through 8 tills, maybe i'm a wee bit premature in my judgment of the update but i fear a bottle neck.

 

Maybe they're not expecting hundreds....if you believed, and had convinced us with, what you preach, they'll all be doing their festive shopping at a certain wee shoppe on the South Road.

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I have never preached....i don't know how to,....i try to say it as it is........you guys work it out

 

My dear misunderstood preacher type person. Please tune in to Sky channel 580 where you will find others of your kind.

Praise the Lord,

Praise Tesco,

One saves your soul,

And the other screws your ......

 

:wink:

:lol: :lol: :lol:

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Salmon

 

I have never preached....i don't know how to,....i try to say it as it is

Call me a pedant, but can you please remember to CAPITALIZE the I word? Otherwise your posts look childish. Thanks.

PS the new look Co-op is looking good, I'm amazed at the amount of extra space they have created.

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