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Just a little something to lift the Monday boredom.

 

My name is...........Sneezy Bubblelips

 

This just takes a minute and will make you laugh.

 

We all need a little stress-reliever! This only takes a minute.

 

Sometimes when you have a stressful day or week, you need some silliness to break up the day. If we are honest, we have a lot more stressful days than not..

 

Here is your dose of humour...

 

A. Follow the instructions to find your new name.

 

The following is excerpted from a children's book, Captain Underpants

And the Perilous Plot Professor Poopypants, by Dave Pilkey, in which the

evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names...

So:-

 

1. Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new first name:

 

a = snickle

b = doombah

c = goober

d = cheesey

e = crusty

f = greasy

g = dumbo

h = farcus

i = dorky

j = doofus

k = funky

l = boobie

m = sleezy

n = sloopy

o = fluffy

p = stinky

q = slimy

r = dorfus

s = snooty

t = tootsie

u = dipsy

v = sneezy

w = liver

x = skippy

y = dinky

z = zippy

 

2. Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name:

 

a = dippin

b = feather

c = batty

d = burger

e = chicken

f = barffy

g = lizard

h = waffle

i = pissle

j = monkey

k = flippin

l = fricken

m = bubble

n = rhino

o = potty

p = hamster

q = buckle

r = gizzard

s = lickin

t = snickle

u = chuckle

v = pickle

w = hubble

x = dingle

y = gorilla

z = girdle

 

3. Use the third letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new last name:

 

a = butt

b = boob

c = face

d = nose

e = hump

f = breath

g = pants

h = shorts

i = lips

j = honker

k = head

l = tush

m = chunks

n = dunkin

o = brains

p = biscuits

q = toes

r = doodle

s = fanny

t = sniffer

u = sprinkles

v = frack

w = squirt

x = humperdinck

y = hiney

z = juice

 

Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is: Fluffy Chucklefanny.

 

And remember that children laugh an average of 146 times a day; adults laugh an average of 4 times a day. Put more laughter in your day.

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