Guest Anonymous Posted May 15, 2007 Report Share Posted May 15, 2007 I haven't seen the paper version of this publication, but.!! As there are so many people voicing hatred for it and threatening to chuck it in the black bag, the fire, etc..It dawned on me that there must be some sensible (or not sensible), environmentally friendly ways to recycle it.I thought of the following: 1) Use instead of fire lighters.2) Assuming there are no staples (mind I hivna seen da paper version), use it as toilet paper if your bum isn't alergic to printers ink.3) Use any reply paid envelope that come through your door and send it on to someone else, they might enjoy it, and at least it keeps royal mail busy.4) Send it to Tony Blair for toilet paper, especially if there are staples in it. 5) Send it to Greenpeace, just for the hell of it.. OK guys, that's 5 suggestions,,Lets have your ideas.... Da Auld Een Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghostrider Posted May 15, 2007 Report Share Posted May 15, 2007 ^^^ Re: No. 2. As an elderly neighbour was reputed to have said of the "Christian Herald" some years back. "Dis paper noo a'daes, hits no even fit t' tak t' da yaurd daek we you...." In case the above also applies to said Newsletter, then No. 4 is most definitely to be recommended. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tlady Posted May 15, 2007 Report Share Posted May 15, 2007 Yes Im afraid using it for no2..........whoops.....would give flashbacks to the Central School and Izal toilet paper Much better to use it to make greenpeace an environ"mental"y friendly paper boat .... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Anonymous Posted May 15, 2007 Report Share Posted May 15, 2007 ^^^^There's a good point,, does Izal toilet paper still exist?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tlady Posted May 15, 2007 Report Share Posted May 15, 2007 ^^ ^^ I hope not !!!! That stuff did more damage than an Independent Newspaper Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Anonymous Posted May 15, 2007 Report Share Posted May 15, 2007 ^^^^Perhaps it is an Independent Newsletter.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tlady Posted May 15, 2007 Report Share Posted May 15, 2007 ^^^^Perhaps it is an Independent Newsletter.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghostrider Posted May 15, 2007 Report Share Posted May 15, 2007 Was the Izal kind, the stuff the colour of newsprint, with a shiny slick side, and the other side like....coarse sandpaper? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malcolm Posted May 15, 2007 Report Share Posted May 15, 2007 Ah yes, Izaal..........Friend to the accidental seekers of Prostates Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tlady Posted May 15, 2007 Report Share Posted May 15, 2007 Was the Izal kind, the stuff the colour of newsprint, with a shiny slick side, and the other side like....coarse sandpaper? It looked and felt like tracing paper !! and Im sure tracing paper would have worked better !! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghostrider Posted May 15, 2007 Report Share Posted May 15, 2007 ^^^ Hmmm, no sure if I mind it or not. I do recall one thing about the Karhzi's at the Central though, they were to be avoided unless in the case of a desperate emergency. They, or at least the boys one, were dire places, it definitely made the walk across to the public one at the bowling green in the flooer park seem very justifiable. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Anonymous Posted May 15, 2007 Report Share Posted May 15, 2007 So can I deduce from this topic so far, that the Independent is printed on Izal paper, or is a substitute for Izal paper, or should be renamed "The Izal Paper"???? I'm confused now But as usual, we're speaking s***e again Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigMouth Posted May 16, 2007 Report Share Posted May 16, 2007 Izal was more smear than wipe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sludgegulper Posted May 16, 2007 Report Share Posted May 16, 2007 Just put it in a large envelope & address it to Mr Hill but forget to put a stamp on it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Anonymous Posted May 16, 2007 Report Share Posted May 16, 2007 ^^^^ Excellent Suggestion Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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