How to recycle the Shetland Independent Newsletter

[Guest Anonymous]

I haven't seen the paper version of this publication, but.!!

 

As there are so many people voicing hatred for it and threatening to chuck it in the black bag, the fire, etc..

It dawned on me that there must be some sensible (or not sensible), environmentally friendly ways to recycle it.

I thought of the following:

 

1) Use instead of fire lighters.

2) Assuming there are no staples (mind I hivna seen da paper version), use it as toilet paper if your bum isn't alergic to printers ink.

3) Use any reply paid envelope that come through your door and send it on to someone else, they might enjoy it, and at least it keeps royal mail busy.

4) Send it to Tony Blair for toilet paper, especially if there are staples in it.

5) Send it to Greenpeace, just for the hell of it..

 

OK guys, that's 5 suggestions,,

Lets have your ideas....

 

Da Auld Een

[Ghostrider]

^^^ Re: No. 2. As an elderly neighbour was reputed to have said of the "Christian Herald" some years back. "Dis paper noo a'daes, hits no even fit t' tak t' da yaurd daek we you...."

 

In case the above also applies to said Newsletter, then No. 4 is most definitely to be recommended.

[tlady]

Yes Im afraid using it for no2..........whoops.....would give flashbacks to the Central School and Izal toilet paper

 

Much better to use it to make greenpeace an environ"mental"y friendly paper boat ....

[Guest Anonymous]

^^^^There's a good point,, does Izal toilet paper still exist??

[tlady]

^^ ^^

 

I hope not !!!! That stuff did more damage than an Independent Newspaper

[Guest Anonymous]

^^^^Perhaps it is an Independent Newsletter..

[tlady]

^^^^Perhaps it is an Independent Newsletter..

 

[Ghostrider]

Was the Izal kind, the stuff the colour of newsprint, with a shiny slick side, and the other side like....coarse sandpaper?

[Malcolm]

Ah yes, Izaal..........Friend to the accidental seekers of Prostates

[tlady]

Was the Izal kind, the stuff the colour of newsprint, with a shiny slick side, and the other side like....coarse sandpaper?

 

It looked and felt like tracing paper !! and Im sure tracing paper would have worked better !!

[Ghostrider]

^^^ Hmmm, no sure if I mind it or not. I do recall one thing about the Karhzi's at the Central though, they were to be avoided unless in the case of a desperate emergency. They, or at least the boys one, were dire places, it definitely made the walk across to the public one at the bowling green in the flooer park seem very justifiable.

[Guest Anonymous]

So can I deduce from this topic so far, that the Independent is printed on Izal paper, or is a substitute for Izal paper, or should be renamed "The Izal Paper"???? I'm confused now

 

But as usual, we're speaking s***e again

[BigMouth]

Izal was more smear than wipe

[sludgegulper]

Just put it in a large envelope & address it to Mr Hill but forget to put a stamp on it.

[Guest Anonymous]

^^^^ Excellent Suggestion