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COUNCIL TAX REVALUERS.

 

 

 

 

 

Council tax revaluers want to charge us more if we live in a nice area.

 

 

 

That ought to mean discounts for those of us who live in rough areas.

 

 

 

We have a huge council house in our street.

 

 

 

The extended family is run by a grumpy old woman

 

with a pack of fierce dogs.

 

 

 

Her car isn’t taxed or insured,

 

and doesn’t even have a number plate

 

but the police still do not do anything.

 

 

 

Her bad tempered old man is famous for

 

upsetting foreigners with racist comments.

 

 

 

A shopkeeper blames him for ordering the

 

murder of his son but nothing has been proved yet.

 

 

 

All their kids have broken marriages except the youngest,

 

who everyone thought was gay.

 

 

 

Two grandsons are meant to be in the Army

 

but are always seen out in nightclubs.

 

 

 

The family’s odd antics are always in the papers.

 

 

 

They are out of control.

 

 

 

 

 

“Who’d live near Windsor Castle?â€

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