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Council tax revaluers want to charge us more if we live in a nice area.




That ought to mean discounts for those of us who live in rough areas.




We have a huge council house in our street.




The extended family is run by a grumpy old woman


with a pack of fierce dogs.




Her car isn’t taxed or insured,


and doesn’t even have a number plate


but the police still do not do anything.




Her bad tempered old man is famous for


upsetting foreigners with racist comments.




A shopkeeper blames him for ordering the


murder of his son but nothing has been proved yet.




All their kids have broken marriages except the youngest,


who everyone thought was gay.




Two grandsons are meant to be in the Army


but are always seen out in nightclubs.




The family’s odd antics are always in the papers.




They are out of control.






“Who’d live near Windsor Castle?â€

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