scrutineer Posted June 14, 2007 Report Share Posted June 14, 2007 makes my eyes water just reading it! taken from the BBC site: Woman jailed for testicle attackA woman who ripped off her ex-boyfriend's testicle with her bare hands has been sent to prison. Amanda Monti, 24, flew into a rage when Geoffrey Jones, 37, rejected her advances at the end of a house party, Liverpool Crown Court heard. She pulled off his left testicle and tried to swallow it, before spitting it out. A friend handed it back to Mr Jones saying: "That's yours." Monti admitted wounding and was jailed for two-and-a-half years. 'Pulled hard' Sentencing Monti, Judge Charles James said it was "a very serious injury" and that Monti was not acting in self defence. The court heard that Mr Jones had ended his long-term but "open relationship" with Monti towards the end of May last year. The pair remained on good terms and on 30 May she picked him up from a party in Crosby and went back for drinks with friends at Mr Jones's house. An argument ensued and Mr Jones said there was a struggle between them. In his statement, Mr Jones said she grabbed his genitals and "pulled hard". I am in no way a violent personAmanda Monti He added: "That caused my underpants to come off and I found I was completely naked and in excruciating pain." The court heard that a friend saw Monti put Mr Jones's testicle into her mouth and try to swallow it. She choked and spat it back into her hand before the friend grabbed it and gave it back to Mr Jones. Doctors were unable to re-attach the organ. In a letter to the court, Monti said she was sorry for what she had done. She said: "It was never my intention to cause harm to Geoff and the fact that I have caused him injury will live with me forever. I am in no way a violent person." The letter added: "I have challenged myself to explain what has happened but still I just cannot remember. This has caused much anguish to me and will do for the rest of my life." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frances144 Posted June 14, 2007 Report Share Posted June 14, 2007 My eyes are watering and I am feeling queasy! I am also quietly rather impressed!!!! Fx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scrutineer Posted June 14, 2007 Author Report Share Posted June 14, 2007 it sounded like one of barrymores parties Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KOYAANISQATSI Posted June 14, 2007 Report Share Posted June 14, 2007 I am in no way a violent person Amanda Monti Christ I wouldn't like to see what she could come up with when she is violent then. jailed for two-and-a-half years.Bit light that. should be about a day inside for every sperm lost. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
humptygrumpty Posted June 14, 2007 Report Share Posted June 14, 2007 In the words of Blackadder... Some sort of ball retrieval device would be in order ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tlady Posted June 14, 2007 Report Share Posted June 14, 2007 Mmmm sounds like a good party.. He says it caused his underpants to come off... but where was his trousers?? Its a bit hard to swallow...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KOYAANISQATSI Posted June 14, 2007 Report Share Posted June 14, 2007 Its a bit hard to swallowOh for goodness sake. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tlady Posted June 14, 2007 Report Share Posted June 14, 2007 Its a bit hard to swallowOh for goodness sake. Sorry couldn't resist Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Para Handy Posted June 14, 2007 Report Share Posted June 14, 2007 Is this not just a load of old stoness? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roxy71 Posted June 15, 2007 Report Share Posted June 15, 2007 I'm all choked up now.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scrutineer Posted June 15, 2007 Author Report Share Posted June 15, 2007 Is this not just a load of old stoness? well one old stones anyway Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hellsbells Posted June 15, 2007 Report Share Posted June 15, 2007 why try and swallow the evidence, then hand it back to the guy! EEEEWWWWWWW !!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
humptygrumpty Posted June 15, 2007 Report Share Posted June 15, 2007 So she didnt even swallow it ?.....What a balls up !!!! SORRY , couldna resist ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scrutineer Posted June 15, 2007 Author Report Share Posted June 15, 2007 anyone having meat balls for tea tonight? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yowe Posted June 15, 2007 Report Share Posted June 15, 2007 If she had swallowed it she would probably be secretly pleased with herself. I can hardly beleive she did it with her bare hands. She must have had sharp nails. I really hope he deserved it! (I had meatballs for tea two days ago) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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