Funny things to do

[sdj78]

I think it would be good to get an idea of what funny things people have done or would like to do.

 

For example, I once went into a shop picked up a sweetie and stood staring at the girl for about 30secs smiling all the while then I declared "I've got new socks on." You had to be there.

 

Another one (which I haven't done but want to) is go into a hotel and wait for the receptionist to attend to me then ring the and pretend like the receptionist isn't there, obviously humming and ha-ing all the time, muttering things like "Wheres the receptionist"

[MuckleJoannie]

A friend of mine once told me that someone he knew walked into a Chinese restaurant on a busy night, banged a dead cat down on the counter and as he walked out the door shouted over his shoulder "that's the last one you get until you pay for the rest!"

[Marjolein]

Ha ha we used to do the things like this (Well not the cat one) when we ran out of money in Aberdeen and had nothing to do until boat time.

[DeMascus]

If you are ever on a trip with a group of friends and staying in caravans each night after dark go for a walk with a loaf, and toss a few slices on the top of each of your friends caravans, at dawn each morning some gulls will notice the slices and proceed to make all hell o noise and get them out of bed nice and early, to enjoy the new and wonderful day.

 

Note: Some people think this is a bad thing, but don't be disheartened, you are really increasing their enjoyment of their holiday

[sludgegulper]

^^^^^^^^^^

The same works well when throwing bread through car sunroofs when they're open. Works well in car parks.

[DeMascus]

For those of you using Windows, do the following:

 

1.) Open an empty notepad file

2.) Type "Bush hid the facts" (without the quotes)

3.) Save it as whatever you want.

4.) Close it, and re-open it.

 

Now you know the truth!

[Guest Pronto]

This is possibly the most usefull thing ive got when it comes to pishfartin aboot - http://www.play.com/Gadgets/Gadgets/4-/172541/Wild-Sling-Waterbomb-Catapult/Product.html# try youtube fir some vids. Works weel wee anything but waterbombs.

[Guest Pronto]

always winderd aboot getin fish inda da ootdoor pool o clickimin. wid it work?

[DarkstarIII]

always winderd aboot getin fish inda da ootdoor pool o clickimin. wid it work?

 

Dont know .. but poopin in it might!

[BigMouth]

I applied for a job as a bra fitter once. That raised some smiles in the Job Centre in Sussex. I thought that I would be particularly suited to the job and it would keep my hands warm all winter. I would have worked for not much at all, which is what I do at the moment and see absolutely no t*ts at all

[Pleepsie]

always winderd aboot getin fish inda da ootdoor pool o clickimin. wid it work?

 

Dont know .. but poopin in it might!

 

 

In London Poo in the river is known as Thames Trout

[Ghostrider]

^^^ Clickimin Carp.

[Guest Pronto]

Foula inhabitant...too far. Bak tae da funny things ta do, pit sharn on da bak o car door handles, pit sellotape on a cats nose

[peeriebryan]

Clip muckle turd inside ring binder, replace binder in Davie's schoolbag and wait till Geography. Worked for me

[Fjool]

sellotape on a cats nose

Sellotape on any part of a cat is generally hilarious!

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vTLw75K8RZg