sdj78 Posted August 18, 2007 Report Share Posted August 18, 2007 I think it would be good to get an idea of what funny things people have done or would like to do. For example, I once went into a shop picked up a sweetie and stood staring at the girl for about 30secs smiling all the while then I declared "I've got new socks on." You had to be there. Another one (which I haven't done but want to) is go into a hotel and wait for the receptionist to attend to me then ring the and pretend like the receptionist isn't there, obviously humming and ha-ing all the time, muttering things like "Wheres the receptionist" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MuckleJoannie Posted August 18, 2007 Report Share Posted August 18, 2007 A friend of mine once told me that someone he knew walked into a Chinese restaurant on a busy night, banged a dead cat down on the counter and as he walked out the door shouted over his shoulder "that's the last one you get until you pay for the rest!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marjolein Posted August 26, 2007 Report Share Posted August 26, 2007 Ha ha we used to do the things like this (Well not the cat one) when we ran out of money in Aberdeen and had nothing to do until boat time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeMascus Posted August 28, 2007 Report Share Posted August 28, 2007 If you are ever on a trip with a group of friends and staying in caravans each night after dark go for a walk with a loaf, and toss a few slices on the top of each of your friends caravans, at dawn each morning some gulls will notice the slices and proceed to make all hell o noise and get them out of bed nice and early, to enjoy the new and wonderful day. Note: Some people think this is a bad thing, but don't be disheartened, you are really increasing their enjoyment of their holiday Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sludgegulper Posted August 28, 2007 Report Share Posted August 28, 2007 ^^^^^^^^^^The same works well when throwing bread through car sunroofs when they're open. Works well in car parks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeMascus Posted August 29, 2007 Report Share Posted August 29, 2007 For those of you using Windows, do the following: 1.) Open an empty notepad file2.) Type "Bush hid the facts" (without the quotes)3.) Save it as whatever you want.4.) Close it, and re-open it. Now you know the truth! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Pronto Posted August 29, 2007 Report Share Posted August 29, 2007 This is possibly the most usefull thing ive got when it comes to pishfartin aboot - http://www.play.com/Gadgets/Gadgets/4-/172541/Wild-Sling-Waterbomb-Catapult/Product.html# try youtube fir some vids. Works weel wee anything but waterbombs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Pronto Posted August 30, 2007 Report Share Posted August 30, 2007 always winderd aboot getin fish inda da ootdoor pool o clickimin. wid it work? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarkstarIII Posted August 31, 2007 Report Share Posted August 31, 2007 always winderd aboot getin fish inda da ootdoor pool o clickimin. wid it work? Dont know .. but poopin in it might! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigMouth Posted August 31, 2007 Report Share Posted August 31, 2007 I applied for a job as a bra fitter once. That raised some smiles in the Job Centre in Sussex. I thought that I would be particularly suited to the job and it would keep my hands warm all winter. I would have worked for not much at all, which is what I do at the moment and see absolutely no t*ts at all Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pleepsie Posted September 1, 2007 Report Share Posted September 1, 2007 always winderd aboot getin fish inda da ootdoor pool o clickimin. wid it work? Dont know .. but poopin in it might! In London Poo in the river is known as Thames Trout Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghostrider Posted September 1, 2007 Report Share Posted September 1, 2007 ^^^ Clickimin Carp. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Pronto Posted September 1, 2007 Report Share Posted September 1, 2007 Foula inhabitant...too far. Bak tae da funny things ta do, pit sharn on da bak o car door handles, pit sellotape on a cats nose Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peeriebryan Posted September 1, 2007 Report Share Posted September 1, 2007 Clip muckle turd inside ring binder, replace binder in Davie's schoolbag and wait till Geography. Worked for me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fjool Posted September 1, 2007 Report Share Posted September 1, 2007 sellotape on a cats noseSellotape on any part of a cat is generally hilarious! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vTLw75K8RZg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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