Frankie Posted May 22, 2009 Report Share Posted May 22, 2009 Apparently this is true......... A Celtic fan signs up on a Rangers forum, makes a couple of posts and no-one is any the wiser he's a Celtic fan. Then he makes a thread saying If you want tickets for next week's title decider away to Dundee United, read here... Since the away allocation for Rangers fans of 5000 is long sold out. Tickets for the home end is the only solution. But as we all know, if your not on Dundee United's official club/supporter database then you won't even be able to buy tickets for the home end. Here's what to do..Phone up the club shop. And ask to buy a pair of Dundee United kit socks. Don't even mention tickets for Sunday. They will become suspicious.Then when they take your sock order, personal details and process your payment your details will then be stored on their system. Give it a few hours until there's a shift change, phone up again and order your home tickets for the Rangers match and because of your sock order, you will be on their system and you will get your match tickets. It's perfect lads. Turns out, there's no such database and all these Rangers fans have ended up with loads of pairs of Dundee United socks and no match tickets. Well, at least they are orange. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sleepychef Posted May 22, 2009 Report Share Posted May 22, 2009 Only Celtic fans would think so, give the plastic irish something to laugh at instead of themselves...Urban legend heard it before for various other teams, lmao.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
moorit Posted May 24, 2009 Report Share Posted May 24, 2009 Gers will win on Sunday Celtic can do whatever they want Rangers will win the Double! You are right with the first bit. How did Strachen get manger of the year ? sad state of affairs when your goalie gets the celtic fans vote for their goal of the season too. especially when he saisd he just closed his eyes and kicked it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marooned in Maywick Posted May 24, 2009 Report Share Posted May 24, 2009 Could I just take this opportunity to say congratulations to Gordon Strachan for winning the PFA Scotland Manager of the Year award for season 2008/09. Bottom of their Champions' League group, though they did manage an away goal this time around. Oh, and the CIS cup. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sleepychef Posted May 24, 2009 Report Share Posted May 24, 2009 Thats 1 now 1 to go..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frankie Posted May 24, 2009 Report Share Posted May 24, 2009 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rQxaOQRFs0A Tension, what tension ? Well it all ended up so easy that I could go and make a sandwich with half an hour to go. The 1-0 victory for Celtic on 27th December might have been a blessing in disguise for Rangers, because if Celtic had not thought they had it all sewn up they might just have bought Fletcher instead of Willo Flood. Is Calderwood going to Celtic ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tirvaluk Posted May 24, 2009 Report Share Posted May 24, 2009 Strachans maybe going to Aberdeen Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marooned in Maywick Posted May 24, 2009 Report Share Posted May 24, 2009 I could go and make a sandwich with half an hour to go. On Mousa? I presume that's the league over then? No waiting for the official report to come from the SPL observer to see if there's a case to answer for sectarian chants/songs? All the noises that were made about points deductions came to...precisely nowt. What a surprise. GFA? GTF. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sleepychef Posted May 24, 2009 Report Share Posted May 24, 2009 The report would also take into account the Celtic fan with a Tri clour with IRA written on it at Ibrox, they might deduct points but never enough for Hearts to win so stop dreaming! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marooned in Maywick Posted May 24, 2009 Report Share Posted May 24, 2009 Sorry - I omitted the s in my post. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ArabiaTerra Posted May 25, 2009 Report Share Posted May 25, 2009 http://www.jesusandmo.net/strips/2007-10-02.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dB Posted May 25, 2009 Report Share Posted May 25, 2009 I could go and make a sandwich with half an hour to go. On Mousa? I presume that's the league over then? No waiting for the official report to come from the SPL observer to see if there's a case to answer for sectarian chants/songs? All the noises that were made about points deductions came to...precisely nowt. What a surprise. GFA? GTF. Racism aimed at the Irish is acceptable in today's Scotland. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
moorit Posted May 26, 2009 Report Share Posted May 26, 2009 Good cartoon AraibiaTerra. but is it not Celtics fans who justify their songs by feeling they are morally superior? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roachmill Posted May 26, 2009 Report Share Posted May 26, 2009 ^Because we are! /Gets coat//Legs it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frankie Posted June 3, 2009 Report Share Posted June 3, 2009 NACHO NOVO'S crucial goals have helped raked in over £25million to the Ibrox coffers since he arrived at Rangers almost five years ago. http://www.eveningtimes.co.uk/sport/display.var.2512154.0.0.php Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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