JAStewart Posted December 5, 2007 Report Share Posted December 5, 2007 - Its a waste of time- It costs money- You have to wash dishes- Dish-soap stuff costs money- Washing dishes takes ages- If you have a dishwashermachine, it costs money to run.- You have to take a dump at some point after eating.- Toilet roll costs money- Feces are smelly.- Toilets are annoying to clean- Off food can make you ill Its such a shame that you have to eat to live. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fjool Posted December 5, 2007 Report Share Posted December 5, 2007 You could become a Breatheairianist. Generally they either cheat, or don't live very long though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frances144 Posted December 5, 2007 Report Share Posted December 5, 2007 Don't eat then..... who would mind? Fx PS. Personally I love food - I love the taste, the smell, the texture, the preparation, everything!!! Even the washing up!!!! Pooing, ok not brilliant, but a good poo is cathartic IMHO! I love spending money, I don't use a washing machine (child exploitation is the way forward), I don't eat off-food - I eat on-food!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Twerto Posted December 5, 2007 Report Share Posted December 5, 2007 yup food is great! cooking is one of the most therapeutic things you can do.. well at least till 5 minutes before your about to dish up and everything is burnt.. but up till that point i thoroughly enjoy it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JAStewart Posted December 5, 2007 Author Report Share Posted December 5, 2007 I like living, eating is just an inconvenience. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tlady Posted December 6, 2007 Report Share Posted December 6, 2007 Ahh you'll be the Guinness and a packet of nuts is all you need to sustain you type student .. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carlos Posted December 6, 2007 Report Share Posted December 6, 2007 Sleep is the big time waster, 1/3 of your day just disappeared.....I'm always tempted to try the "4x 30 minute naps spread though the day" idea, but of course..... I love my sleep too much.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mstevens Posted December 12, 2007 Report Share Posted December 12, 2007 This is the 21st century. I still want to know where my food pills are! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ally Posted December 17, 2007 Report Share Posted December 17, 2007 You crazy badgers! You hate eating and sleeping?! You are the anti-Garfield. I'm just waiting for someone to pipe in with how sex is too much effort, music is a strain on the ear drums and that conversation irritates the vocal chords. Not to mention the strain caused on our eyes by reading, watching sunsets etc... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Anonymous Posted December 17, 2007 Report Share Posted December 17, 2007 Who to hell ever said sleeping, or eating, was a waste of time....Because when you sleep you can dream of eating,,,,,,Then when you wake up you won't feel hungry. The same can be said about making love. If you dream about it, you won't feel horny when you wake up...... OK!!!! Forget both those theories.. Just remembered what I dreamt about last night, and what I was hungry for this morning.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghostrider Posted December 18, 2007 Report Share Posted December 18, 2007 Old Chinese Proverb. (Allegedly). No Eat No Sh*t Soon Die Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marmalade Posted January 2, 2008 Report Share Posted January 2, 2008 I like living, eating is just an inconvenience. Ha ha as soon as I read the title for the topic I knew this was yours! No I agree, I wish we weren't so dependant on food and water, as much as I love to eat and drink I just can't stand the fact its a necessity to our survival. Same with breathing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TeeAyBee Posted January 2, 2008 Report Share Posted January 2, 2008 You could become a Breatheairianist. Generally they either cheat, or don't live very long though. Don't you mean an oxygenarian? Although I've never heard of an octegenarian oxygenarian! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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