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Community Wardens are a great idea. The problem is that they really have very little power, and are run by a load of quangos in the Council.

 

They need to have stronger confidence installed into what they can do, and be issued with armoured vehicles, vans, guns and helmets so that they can rid our streets of social vermin.

 

Only then will be become a truely free society. :wink:

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Do we actually have these Wardens, did anyone actually apply for the jobs and get accepted? I've yet to see one, or is that the point, they blend in with everyone else so that they get to see things as they "really" are?

 

To be honest the whole concept sounds like a waste of time and money to me, far better to use the funds to put a few more visible police out there with a remit get to know the people in the neighbourhoods they serve a lot better, so that they can identify possible sources of potential problems and nip any which start to escalate in the bud.

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do you need wardens there? have you a problem with crime then?

 

Yes.

 

There was a massive fight at the weekend. Road blocks were set up everywhere, people were boarding up windows. The police and the army were eventually called out. Someone said "it looks like a bomb has hit this place"...George Bush overheard and bombed the turd out of North Korea.

 

Sad state of affairs really.

 

But then someone called in the Community Wardens...and all the problems were solved.

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do you need wardens there? have you a problem with crime then?

 

Yes.

 

There was a massive fight at the weekend. Road blocks were set up everywhere, people were boarding up windows. The police and the army were eventually called out. Someone said "it looks like a bomb has hit this place"...George Bush overheard and bombed the turd out of North Korea.

 

Sad state of affairs really.

 

But then someone called in the Community Wardens...and all the problems were solved.

 

 

Hahahahahahahaha :o :D :D :D :D :D :D

 

Soon it will be smoking in public streets and farting... might even stretch to scratching of the ass, or indeed the picking of the nose.. jeez... 8O

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do you need wardens there? have you a problem with crime then?

 

Wardens are a waste of time.

 

I think what we need is Robocop down the cross. He'd sort out a few miscreants.

 

His prime directives:

 

Serve the public trust - Could possibly help out at events like the Gala, Up Helly Aa.

 

Protect the innocent - Be at the cross/Posers on a Fri/Sat

 

Uphold the law - Find underage drinkers on the weekends.

 

Sorted.

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