peeriebryan Posted January 11, 2006 Report Share Posted January 11, 2006 I've noticed that every now and again that, in the Google Ads block on the left of this page, Shetland has been offered for sale on eBay. Does this mean I'm going to be made homeless, or sold into slavery? What are we to do?! And who owns Shetland anyway? Maybe we could club together and buy it back. How much do you think we should bid? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trout Posted January 11, 2006 Report Share Posted January 11, 2006 Ah'll chuck in twa piltocks an a gimmer! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peeriebryan Posted January 11, 2006 Author Report Share Posted January 11, 2006 I'll match dee, and raise dee a hug Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trout Posted January 11, 2006 Report Share Posted January 11, 2006 Ah'll see de hug, an pit in fower keeshis 'o paets! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trout Posted January 11, 2006 Report Share Posted January 11, 2006 If du wants tae see my haand du'll hae tae pit in a nidder bid! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peeriebryan Posted January 11, 2006 Author Report Share Posted January 11, 2006 I'm goin tae hiv tae fold. I canna go dat high Dat's me oot Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trout Posted January 11, 2006 Report Share Posted January 11, 2006 Gud job, aw I hid left wis some shares in "Blackwoods Distillary" !! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Distortio Posted January 12, 2006 Report Share Posted January 12, 2006 i will outbid you all and make you my property, i bid a sack 'o tatties, a soiled copy of the news of the world from 1987 and a pair of ladies pants. prepare to be colonised. muhahahahaha... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pert Posted January 13, 2006 Report Share Posted January 13, 2006 i bid a sack 'o tatties, a soiled copy of the news of the world from 1987 and a pair of ladies pants. You bid your woman, your home and your entire wardrobe ?!!?!!? You're getting carried away there, settle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peeriebryan Posted January 13, 2006 Author Report Share Posted January 13, 2006 Aahaa ha. Touché pert. I look forward to Distortio's retort-io Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Anonymous Posted January 14, 2006 Report Share Posted January 14, 2006 i bid a sack 'o tatties, a soiled copy of the news of the world from 1987 and a pair of ladies pants. You bid your woman, your home and your entire wardrobe ?!!?!!? You're getting carried away there, settle. heh, no, just a few souvenirs from my last stay at your luxury pad... i found the tatties growing in your bed, i'm surprised you never missed them. i also found a well thumbed copy of desperate russian slappers, but i'm keeping that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pert Posted January 14, 2006 Report Share Posted January 14, 2006 I refuse to believe that you have any interest in desperate slappers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Distortio Posted January 15, 2006 Report Share Posted January 15, 2006 i was just pleasantly surprised to find there was a magazine solely dedicated to the slapping of downtrodden eastern bloc peasants. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Anonymous Posted February 9, 2006 Report Share Posted February 9, 2006 hello.I, the undersigned, have put a formal bid together to buy Shetland.I should be in power next week.Remember to leave the power on. jimminy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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