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Stuart Hill (Captain Calamity) Forvik


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Hold on a minute!

 

He claims not to recognise the Government, Tax Inspector and most other UK governing bodies Yet he is happy to accept and USE a FREE bus pass!

 

 

 

Hand it back Mr Hill, After all YOU DO NOT RECOGNISE THIS GOVERNMENT (They introduced the bus passes etc).

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http://www.shetland-news.co.uk/news_04_2009/Calamity%20warns%20against%20assault%20on%20Forvik.htm

Now he is getting even more stupid. How dare he set traps for people wishing to spend time on "his" kingdom. I know that he is desperate to increase the population from zero with shipwrecked mariners but this is going to far.

 

If for some reason he was to be injured on his kingdom. Yes i know this would never happen after all he is such a competent sailor ect. How would the life boat get to him. He is now deliberately risking others lives. If for some reason somebody was desperate enough to want to spend time on this holm and they were injured or worse he should be held responsible.

Is there not laws preventing setting traps up to injure folks. When he was just an idiot on a rock it was not a big deal now he is risking others he must be stopped.

How about rebuilding his first boat and helping him finish is first trip around the UK. I don't see why Essex should miss out on his genius.

 

its odd that as a campainer for an independant shetland he forgets the shetlanders right to roam.

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This proves yet again what an arrogant, egotistical and delusional individual this really is.

 

If he wants attention, I'm sure both the Coastguard and the police would take a particular interest in someone with the deliberate intent of inflicting damage to vessels at sea.

 

It can't be many days now before he finally disappears up his own colon, and the monumental vacuum is filled once again with normality.

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Mr Hill has become so delusional that he is now a danger to others. How dare he put lives at risk by building these "so called" defenses! is this not akin to an act of war against the very people he is purportedly campaigning on behalf of? also driving a dangerous vehicle on the public highway (There is no way the Landie he was recently seen driving can have passed any sort of roadwortyhyness test and therefore cannot possibly be taxed or insured.

 

It is high time the authorities took action against this heap of nonsense.

 

As he has declared Forwick as a " crown dependency free from government control" does this not also mean that he has given up all rights as a British citizen? ie Monies from the public purse, Pensions, Free Health care, Free travel etc etc

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^^ Very possibly, however it has got him back on the (local) news for another day.

 

I seriously doubt the durability of these "defences", since neither a flagpole or a shed so far constructed have even been able to survive a gale.

 

However, if they do snarl up a propeller, or sink a boat, I think we all know who's boat it will most likely be...

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Thank you very much Calamity, I have never laughed so much in a long time!

 

This has the makings of a great a film! "I am advised that an attempt may be made to land on Forvik." This really does have the makings of the next Rambo film!

 

"There are devices in place at all landing places on the island that can hole the hull of any boat" Going on the amazing design of his boat I can only imagine what sort of "devices" he was created! Im guessing he could have farted in an empty crisp bag and secured it to the seabed with his shoe laces. Any ship that disturbs it will unleash his biological weapon.

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:lol: :lol: :lol: He'll never have thought of something so sophisticated Jumbo!!!

 

That's a good point SPinner, no chance they'll last long, if they do actually exist, especially with the current that runs through there! I'd be interested to find out the design of these defences.... a piece of rope tied around a brick? A sharp bit of wood? :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

As he has declared Forwick as a " crown dependency free from government control" does this not also mean that he has given up all rights as a British citizen? ie Monies from the public purse, Pensions, Free Health care, Free travel etc etc

 

Spot on! Also means he doesn't pay any taxes, although that hasn't stopped him complaining "our" money that has been "wasted" on the VE project! :roll:

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Well all we need now is G.W.Bush to say that there was weapons of mass destruction .This is now Shetlands version of the Cuba crises back in the 1960s. Now we have the Forwick crises. They have found missiles by using google maps All school children take cover by hiding under your desks. It’s time they locked this Nut in the funny farm for good.

 

The police they made a landing to see what they could do

To try and stop the fighting at the Forwick barbecue

 

http://img4.imageshack.us/img4/2838/fighting0036.gif

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Mr Hill has become so delusional that he is now a danger to others.

Now? I think that he's been endangering others for some time. ASBOs are generally rubbish, but, as I've said before, he must surely be a suitable candidate.

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Might I point out at this juncture that Shetlink is no place for spurious and unfounded accusations, such that an individuals vehicle may or may not be roadworthy! There's plenty of what people may consider "clapped oot bangers" with all the right documentation pootering aboot ..

 

.. however, should said vehicle be as unfit for carriage upon our Queens highway as people have indicated - does one perchance question whether this may be a further tactic to engage our lands officials?

 

If so, this is potentially yet again endangering "other folk", this time law abiding citizens using the carriageway with all relevant documentation and more importantly "roadworthy" vehicles. These particular laws, like most, are there for a very very good reason!

 

Might I point out this musing is merely my ponderment and does in no way pertain to fact or even reality for that matter, nor does it constitute the official voice of Shetlink or any other UK entity nor me a virtual stentit fish.

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