Roxy71 Posted March 23, 2006 Report Share Posted March 23, 2006 No ten items that the barcode is slightly covered by reduced sticker, so it's not scannable at all. They might even need to type in manually and its hysterical with some of the ones who cant touch type! 1..7..657...999 oh turd! Gotta start again.... oops. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PoolHaddock Posted March 23, 2006 Report Share Posted March 23, 2006 I have millions of these, dad thinks there is something wrong we me.1. People eating loudly.2. Bread cut squintly.3. A nice new thing of butter thats been dug intae deeply with the knife.4. A saucer with the ring bit fir the cup off-centre.5. Folk speaking over something I want tae hear6. Folk pleepsin' aboot something trivial7. All yin "Mmmmmm" soonds, and words like "delicious" while I'm tryin tae eat! Feeeeeeooooooooooooof, thank christ I got yin aff my chest, Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Njugle Posted March 23, 2006 Report Share Posted March 23, 2006 I have millions of these, dad thinks there is something wrong we me.1. People eating loudly.2. Bread cut squintly.3. A nice new thing of butter thats been dug intae deeply with the knife.4. A saucer with the ring bit fir the cup off-centre.5. Folk speaking over something I want tae hear6. Folk pleepsin' aboot something trivial7. All yin "Mmmmmm" soonds, and words like "delicious" while I'm tryin tae eat! Feeeeeeooooooooooooof, thank christ I got yin aff my chest, Dad may be right You need some help, and i'm here to provide it.Thus:1. Wear ear defenders at mealtimes2. Buy sliced loaf, the machines are seldom wrong.3. Buy tubs of butter and confront your demons every pack! Aversion therapy4. Where do you buy your crockery exactly Ditch the saucer...go on ...DO IT!5. Shut up while i'm interrupting6. People in glass houses......should grow tomatoes cos they always taste betterwhen you grow em yourself7. As you are already wearing ear defenders, the only further protection against this one is to take everyone you know to visit the auld wife who lives down the road from you to eat hot soup, then never again will anyone know what it is to experience delicious or mmm, maybe ouch is just as bad thoughHope that helps Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PoolHaddock Posted March 23, 2006 Report Share Posted March 23, 2006 ^ ^ ^ ^ I lik yin, although your meant tae stick up fir me since my dad dusna keen very much aboot how tae use Shetlink. Your meant tae say "Oh, god PoolHaddock, You have it sooooooo hard. I'm just sorry I can't be there for you, and butter you up, and s..."Sorry, went off on a tangent there. I bake my own bread in a breadmaker, and my peerie sister is the worst squint-breader, so I suppose I could stick her on eBay or something. And I can lip read. You get yin skew-wheef saucers in yin Costa coffee place, so when you scream and break the plates, you get chucked oot, and you always keen in the back of your mind that they have plenty more. It's usually on the wireless when somebody speaks ower sumtheen, so I canna rewind it. I'm as confuzled as a baby racoon about dy number 6 (I'm no clever enough tae understand aa yin fancy modern sayins) So I just thought I wid make up my own saying in response that sounds intelligent:"You canna spear a bire goat wee a half eatin bannock" Da buggers wid likely still mak yin "mmmmmm" soonds if dey wir eatin' oxter scrappins fae a muckle half lobster half man. I hope du understands why dy solutions dunna work on me? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chops Posted March 23, 2006 Report Share Posted March 23, 2006 People sniffing drives me absolutely nuts - I nearly want to go over and blow their noses for them. Also people chewing gum - its foul - suck on a polo instead! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Njugle Posted March 23, 2006 Report Share Posted March 23, 2006 I hope du understands why dy solutions dunna work on me? I do indeed, in fact there's more chance of a three legged cat burying a turtle in a frozen lake than there is of me finding a solution for you my friend, poor old poolhaddock, whit a hard life do must lead. I bet do looks for new cracks in the pavement each time do leaves home And squeaky doors must drive dee nuts Anyhoo, here's anidder one: Close family members persistently asking you what you want for your birthday! It takes all the fun oot o' it. You never ken what price range is appropriate either, so you have to ask them, further destroying all the charm, mystery and surprise that present giving is supposed to hold What do i want for my birthday you ask? Well, lets start with a small tropical island, and my own pet dodo, world peace and a seat on the united nations, a motorbike that flies.......... Bah humbug! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chops Posted March 23, 2006 Report Share Posted March 23, 2006 Re birthday presents its even more annoying when your boyfriend does it to you - every year for 10 years - does he not know by now! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Njugle Posted March 26, 2006 Report Share Posted March 26, 2006 Cooking a Sunday roast for 4 people, and then before you get a chance to sit down, ALL the crispy bacon off of the roast chicken being snaffled by everyone else.AAaargh! Basta...!! Hard to enjoy dinner through gritted teeth and snarling lips Murder was nearly done this day........ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peeriebryan Posted March 29, 2006 Author Report Share Posted March 29, 2006 I went to a cash machine today and the sign above it said "withdraw cash here for free" Hmmm. I don't think it's free when they debit my bank account instantly for the amount I take out Surely the sign should read "withdraw cash here for no extra charge" Bloody banks. Ooh I hate 'em Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ally Posted March 29, 2006 Report Share Posted March 29, 2006 With you on the bank hatred. They are, without exception, my biggest pet hate. 12p overdrawn? That'll be a £20 fine. Oops! you've got a direct debit that's come out 10 mins before your pay comes in -that's a £20 fine. Here's a letter to tell you about it. That's £20. Oh look! our charges have put you overdrawn! that's means a charge, plus the charge for not having enough funds in your account to cover the charge - that means another charge!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cominoot Posted March 29, 2006 Report Share Posted March 29, 2006 theres nothing more annoying than sitting in a room with non smokers, get a life Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yowe Posted March 30, 2006 Report Share Posted March 30, 2006 I hate it when really good tv programmes get cancelled so they can show sport instead. I also hate seeing people standing on the street smoking and spitting alternately. Seems to be mainly a teenage boy thing. It's the overly spitting that upsets me the most. Why the hell do they do it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
muddybay-kyebeoy Posted March 31, 2006 Report Share Posted March 31, 2006 I absolutely hate it when somebody patronises me - you know, when people talk down to you. Sorry, couldn't help it I have a million and one hates, they will slowly appear. Although I did prefer when the word 'Panini' conjured images of doing swops for fitba stickers, e.g Glenn Hoddle (had millions) for Paul McGrath (rare), instead of a Subway Soopa Whoopa Teriyaki Chicken with peppers, onions, olives (optional) £2.99 with a diet coke please thank you very much. There endeth todays rant Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Distortio Posted March 31, 2006 Report Share Posted March 31, 2006 pointless signs are a pet peeve. i once saw one in a shop that said "shoplifing: think about it" so i did. brilliant idea, that'll be much cheaper, thanks. well, i didn't really, but i thought about it. just like the sign said. it may have had a picture of some guy in handcuffs or something too, not really sure what they were trying to say. i believe i gleaned all the important information from my initial observation... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Njugle Posted March 31, 2006 Report Share Posted March 31, 2006 Women leaving the toilet seat down........ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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