Roxy71 Posted March 31, 2006 Report Share Posted March 31, 2006 Men leaving the toilet seat up Men not putting a new roll on the holder Men peeing on the floor should I go on................................................................................... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigMouth Posted March 31, 2006 Report Share Posted March 31, 2006 Women leaving the toilet seat down........ Why did you have to do that? 8O 8O 8O 8O Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yowe Posted March 31, 2006 Report Share Posted March 31, 2006 Women leaving the toilet seat down........ Why won't men pee sitting down? it would be alot less messy and everyone would want the seat down! I know you can do it.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pooks Posted March 31, 2006 Report Share Posted March 31, 2006 That would mean not even having to leave the couch! Great idea! Somebody fetch me a beer! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Njugle Posted April 1, 2006 Report Share Posted April 1, 2006 Women leaving the toilet seat down........ Why did you have to do that? Because it's a 50/50 split my friend! Stand up for 'Standers!' I refuse to pee on the seat and thus invariably have to bend down to lift it...... Grrr. But, ever-being the peacemaker, i am indeed trying the lazy sitting down method, alternatively, travelling around on my knees so's i don't require to bend over. This may be too much of a surrender to a female world however. And it doesn't prevent; Razors being blunted by stubbly legs. Or the requirement to buy 50 rolls of paper a month where 1 is all that's necessary. Or replace 5 bottles of sham-conditio-revitalise-'yes-yes!'-organicswith one bottle of Shower Gel, which of course does all those jobs in a oner. Or put the lid back on the toothpaste.......................... to u too Roxy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigMouth Posted April 1, 2006 Report Share Posted April 1, 2006 Or replace 5 bottles of sham-conditio-revitalise-'yes-yes!'-organicswith one bottle of Shower Gel, which of course does all those jobs in a oner. Or put the lid back on the toothpaste.......................... to u too Roxy I fear that she will make you cry like a girl soon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Njugle Posted April 1, 2006 Report Share Posted April 1, 2006 You're probably right, always safer to apologise even if separated by an anonymous "cyber-curtain":? Lou Reed anyone?;I love women, I think they are greatThey're a solace to the world in a terrible stateThey're a blessing to the eyes, a balm to soulWhat a nightmare to have no women in the worldI love women ps Bigmouth saying "cry like a girl' is actually quite sexist. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Njugle Posted April 1, 2006 Report Share Posted April 1, 2006 Cursor adverts: How come there's so many of them on the net nowadays? Is anybody buying them, seems like every non-private site in the world has them now, and emoticons! I'd rather see an advert for something tangible, anything! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ally Posted April 3, 2006 Report Share Posted April 3, 2006 Chippies or any other fast food place that ask you if you want sauce, then proceed to give you a sachet and charge you 20p! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ally Posted April 3, 2006 Report Share Posted April 3, 2006 I hate them so much I posted that twice... Ok, i pressed "submit" twice. Administrators - delete at will! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peeriebryan Posted April 3, 2006 Author Report Share Posted April 3, 2006 I think we'll leave it. It adds to the effect Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peeriebryan Posted April 3, 2006 Author Report Share Posted April 3, 2006 I really can't stand people who make duplicate postings on forums Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Twerto Posted April 3, 2006 Report Share Posted April 3, 2006 1. Smartalics2. The fact everything is to a 99p round it up for {'f' it was funny in Father Ted 'eck'} sake. ( or down would be better but i dont see that catching on )3. People that use stupid ring tones.. when ring ring or brrr brr does just as good a job.4. Adverts ( in any form, especially tv )5. Pernicaty people6. Drivers who cant use roundabout properly7. Competative people8. American Politics9. Health finatics... 10. People who forget to flush the toilet11. People that drink on dancefloors in clubs12. People who tell you their life story within 5 minutes of meeting them ( yawn )13. Know it alls14. Hmmmm that all for now.. im sure i will come back with more Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roxy71 Posted April 3, 2006 Report Share Posted April 3, 2006 When I'm at work and ask a client, whats the best time to call them back?They say between 4-5pm, and then they get on the bloody phone for the next 2 hours............... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ally Posted April 4, 2006 Report Share Posted April 4, 2006 Night club bouncers & short men in any position of power (securitry gaurds etc) - they tend to enjoy it a little TOO much i have noticed... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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