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I can't take it any more! Hence the reason for seeking out this ancient tome of wisdom. Anyroad, here goes...   Folk looking to flog their stuff in the classifieds (Facebook too) who stick the price a

What i find annoying is, When the public toilets close at 12 at the cross and the pubs close at 1 and drunk people start spilling into the cross and get in trouble for peeing up lanes? If the toilet

Women leaving the toilet seat down........ :roll: :P

 

:o Why did you have to do that? :(

 

Because it's a 50/50 split my friend! Stand up for 'Standers!' I refuse to pee on the seat and thus invariably have to bend down to lift it...... Grrr.

 

But, ever-being the peacemaker, i am indeed trying the lazy sitting down method, alternatively, travelling around on my knees so's i don't require to bend over. This may be too much of a surrender to a female world however.

 

And it doesn't prevent;

 

Razors being blunted by stubbly legs.

 

Or the requirement to buy 50 rolls of paper a month where 1 is all that's necessary.

 

Or replace 5 bottles of sham-conditio-revitalise-'yes-yes!'-organics

with one bottle of Shower Gel, which of course does all those jobs in a oner.

 

Or put the lid back on the toothpaste.......................... :x to u too Roxy

 

 

:P

 

:wink:

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Or replace 5 bottles of sham-conditio-revitalise-'yes-yes!'-organics

with one bottle of Shower Gel, which of course does all those jobs in a oner.

 

Or put the lid back on the toothpaste.......................... :x to u too Roxy

 

 

:P

 

:wink:

 

I fear that she will make you cry like a girl soon :wink:

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:oops:

 

You're probably right, always safer to apologise even if separated by an anonymous "cyber-curtain":?

 

Lou Reed anyone?;

I love women, I think they are great

They're a solace to the world in a terrible state

They're a blessing to the eyes, a balm to soul

What a nightmare to have no women in the world

I love women

 

ps Bigmouth saying "cry like a girl' is actually quite sexist. :wink:

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1. Smartalics

2. The fact everything is to a 99p round it up for {'f' it was funny in Father Ted 'eck'} sake. ( or down would be better but i dont see that catching on )

3. People that use stupid ring tones.. when ring ring or brrr brr does just as good a job.

4. Adverts ( in any form, especially tv )

5. Pernicaty people

6. Drivers who cant use roundabout properly

7. Competative people

8. American Politics

9. Health finatics...

10. People who forget to flush the toilet

11. People that drink on dancefloors in clubs

12. People who tell you their life story within 5 minutes of meeting them ( yawn )

13. Know it alls

14. Hmmmm that all for now.. im sure i will come back with more

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