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Baron Farkoff
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Revolting things. In every way, shape or form. They're just wrong.

I can almost smell the things frying just by typing the word.

 

Hmm, mushrooms. Tasty, tasty MUSHROOMS! :wink:

 

Why the dislike Fjool? They grow out of turds in dank damp nasty places and attract fleas and worms. Why wouldn't you love them?

 

I don't eat cheese. Primarily because it is rotten milk that is mushed up by some bloke somewhere. Mushrooms are rotten by their own nature and therefore a lovely thing. I could eat them until the cows came home (who then stand upon them).

 

A lifeform that is a self replicating turd. Nothing better if you ask me. Yum.

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Shetlink reminds its users that the consumption of random, wild mushrooms is not a good idea. Always be sure to know exactly what species you are consuming. Thank you!

 

That reminds me of that Croation proverb: "All mushrooms are edible; but some only once."

 

I have a nice healthy respect for wild mushrooms and the only ones I'll eat are the chanterelles (which grow under the blue spruce in Canada) and pine mushrooms (which taste oh-so-fine in a moose meatloaf).

 

Mmmmmm.

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