Marooned in Maywick Posted January 29, 2010 Report Share Posted January 29, 2010 Ooooh..let's see what the Shetlink sweary filter is like... Have you ever been to a S{by the way, do you realise I tried to swear here?}horpe-Arsenal game? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unlinkedstudent Posted January 29, 2010 Report Share Posted January 29, 2010 Ooooh..let's see what the Shetlink sweary filter is like... Have you ever been to a S{by the way, do you realise I tried to swear here?}horpe-Arsenal game? Nope, but you may be pleased to hear I also remember S{by the way, do you realise I tried to swear here?}horpe beating Chelsea 4-1 !!! Oops, forgot to say - I'm not new here either and thought Audrey was a camel, not a ferret. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
filskadacat Posted January 30, 2010 Report Share Posted January 30, 2010 I’m going off to Qatar for 12 days with the team (keep up – you know what team it is from when the wife wrote in about the sermon in the kirk) leaving a week on Sunday. We have been promised 5 minutes on a camel. Do you think that the fact that a Dutch professor of linguistics in St Andrews about 40 years ago told us that the Russian word for an elephant (Ñлон) is the same as one of many Arabic words for a camel would be sufficient for me to enquire of the camels (in Russian, since I don’t know any Arabic) whether any of them is called Audrey? I have reread this and it makes at least as much sense as several others on here, given that it’s true. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malcolm Posted January 30, 2010 Report Share Posted January 30, 2010 I wasn't new yesterday, nor was I new last night but I will try to be new in the mornin. (But dinna haud yer brith Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Claudias Posted January 30, 2010 Report Share Posted January 30, 2010 'New every morning' is the son. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unlinkedstudent Posted January 30, 2010 Report Share Posted January 30, 2010 I think Audrey should have her own thread unless the Mods think otherwise and get the hump(s) about it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghostrider Posted January 30, 2010 Report Share Posted January 30, 2010 Can we be sure though that Audrey is a "she". maybe there's a typo in the name and it was meant to be Aubrey. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marooned in Maywick Posted January 30, 2010 Report Share Posted January 30, 2010 ^^^ ...or possibly a Russian elephant called Andrey... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melman Posted January 30, 2010 Report Share Posted January 30, 2010 ^^ Which takes us back to the ferret who met the Russian meerkat Aleksandrs who introduced him to mirrors and cream seaboot socks. It all makes sense when you are a camel called Audrey ..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trout Posted January 30, 2010 Report Share Posted January 30, 2010 Yep. My cat's name is mittens. His breath smells like cat food. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DamnSaxon Posted February 1, 2010 Report Share Posted February 1, 2010 Mittens? Really? Better not look at this, then ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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