Ertieiddabanks Posted October 13, 2008 Report Share Posted October 13, 2008 The dead walk, zombies are roaming the town and country, civil order has broken down, people are grouping together for survival armed with whatever they can muster. What would you do?where to go?what to get armed with? according to christians and muslims we are living in the end times, zombiegeddon is coming and we need suggestions. Do we hole up in fort charlotte and wait for the inevitable Romero style overrun by shambling dead people who want to eat us or do we take to the hills and carry on some sick guerrilla campaign aganst our undead brethren? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohanofNess Posted October 14, 2008 Report Share Posted October 14, 2008 I'm all for the armed to the teeth come get some approach to dealing with zombies. Top tips for zombie armageddon. 1.) Don't get too hemmed in to any one position be able to leg it if needs be. Even shoot a slightly wounded comrade in the leg to give the zombies something to eat and slow them down.2.) Don't count on them being Romero zombies they might be able to run fast like Snyder or Boyle zombies. If so a shotgun is a better close combat weapon.3.) Try if possible to have a mechanic or engineer with you as you might need to be able to get vehicles to work.4.) Never stand beside boarded up doors or windows telling your muchachos "I think we lost them" always ends in tears.5.) Don't count on an island being a safe haven.6.) If you're going to go out in a blaze of glory take as many of those zombie mofos with you as you can. And remember shoot them in the head, or decapitate if you have issues you need to vent. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MaxFusion Posted October 14, 2008 Report Share Posted October 14, 2008 ^ Is that Johan of the Ness or "Ash" of the ness Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dtothet Posted October 14, 2008 Report Share Posted October 14, 2008 my mate keeps telling me that theres a film where zombies can go underwater. which i guess makes sense because theyre dead anyway and need to breathe. so an island wouldnt be great. a boat might be. still, id go for mousa broch and a crapload of ammunitions Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MaxFusion Posted October 14, 2008 Report Share Posted October 14, 2008 flame throwers n chainsaws I tells ya Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roachmill Posted October 14, 2008 Report Share Posted October 14, 2008 Open a McDonalds. The zombies will get all the brains they can eat without bothering any of us Failing that, chainsaws. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marjolein Posted October 14, 2008 Report Share Posted October 14, 2008 Yeah Zombies can survive underwater. What you want is a really big fence, or two beside eachother and before that (on the oustide) a deep trench that's reinforced with concrete. Then whenever the Trench starts filling up with zombies, you burn them. It's going to be ok. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JAStewart Posted October 14, 2008 Report Share Posted October 14, 2008 http://data.tumblr.com/KokG2F3tudyx8ugxD4msnZDDo1_500.jpg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MaxFusion Posted October 14, 2008 Report Share Posted October 14, 2008 that's lettin da side down a bit mr Stewart zombies are all about blood n gore not soppy luff n stuff!http://i279.photobucket.com/albums/kk126/Broken070/Zombies/zombie.jpg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Evil Inky Posted October 14, 2008 Report Share Posted October 14, 2008 zombies are all about blood n gore not soppy luff n stuff!Don't be so hasty there. Shaun Of The Dead was a romantic comedy with zombies, a zom-rom-com, if you will. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MaxFusion Posted October 14, 2008 Report Share Posted October 14, 2008 yeah but it wasn't a real zombie movie like Evil Dead with ash and his qualcast zombie chomper and great quotes like "I'm fine (Mirror Ash:) I don't think so. We just cut up our girlfriend with a chainsaw... does that seem, FINE? " Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roachmill Posted October 14, 2008 Report Share Posted October 14, 2008 ^^zom-rom-pish more like zombies are all about blood n gore not soppy luff n stuff!I beg to differ! Otherwise, there wouldn't be such wonderful (?) things like the Zombie Love Making Kit. I particularly like item number 10 "A Paper Bag: Your undead boyfriend or girlfriend might not be looking as good as she used to." Zombie love is forever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spinner72 Posted October 14, 2008 Report Share Posted October 14, 2008 Open a McDonalds. The zombies will get all the brains they can eat without bothering any of us . Even Zombies widna aet dat hellery. Dey want fresh meat... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Njugle Posted October 14, 2008 Report Share Posted October 14, 2008 Zombie defence would be simple. Big screen Big Brother series box set broadcast. They'd gravitate from miles around and be trapped in the scintillating mesmeric entertainment. Failing that a tank mounted flail would suit me, like the mine-sweeping ones. A strimmer of sorts, weeding out detritus. Efficient, safe and mobile. Machine-gun to releive boredom and plenty of screenwash aboard. Save on ammunition and flame throwers for the rise of the post zombie apocalypse chav anarchy insurrection. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Twerto Posted October 14, 2008 Report Share Posted October 14, 2008 I like your Eco friendly approach^^ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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