Strawb Posted October 23, 2008 Report Share Posted October 23, 2008 Shakira's 'classic' - "Lucky that my breasts are small and humble, so you don't confuse them with mountains" Is that a common problem?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nederlander Posted October 23, 2008 Report Share Posted October 23, 2008 Doris Day's Que Sera, Sera (Whatever Will Be, Will Be) Had an elderly relative that thought she was singing "Kiss her @rse, her @rse!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Evil Inky Posted October 23, 2008 Report Share Posted October 23, 2008 Shakira's 'classic' - "Lucky that my breasts are small and humble, so you don't confuse them with mountains" Is that a common problem?? Would you like if someone decided to climb up your boobs with an ice axe and crampons ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Strawb Posted October 23, 2008 Report Share Posted October 23, 2008 Would you like if someone decided to climb up your boobs with an ice axe and crampons ? I would be a bit surprised to say the least! Though I've never had such an experience, and I don't think I fall into the same category as Shakira Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dB Posted October 23, 2008 Report Share Posted October 23, 2008 Kristofferson used that word in The Pilgrim:Chapter 33 "He's a poet, he's a pickerHe's a prophet, he's a pusherHe's a pilgrim and a preacherAnd a problem when he's stoned" Don't recall it causing any fuss at the time. It was the 'Live on TV bit' that caused the problem with Sunday Morning Coming Down. Especially since Johnny's show was so popular. I can't fault a song that contains the classic line "The going up was worth the coming down". Sheer poetry from the Great Man.100% Agree with you there. Kristofferson's album 'Me & Bobby McGee' was the first cassette I ever bought.In the days when your car either had an ITT KB, shoebox type cassette player, lying in the back window sill. Or, if you were really into music, you fitted a PYE autoreverse cassette player, which cost more than the old banger it was fitted in. Ahhhh.. Nostalgia...Sorry, going off topic. Hell yeah, the ITT KB and the PYE, fitted in a Cortina 1600E if you were really flush. Du must be aboot my age, Rasmie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sassermaet Posted October 23, 2008 Report Share Posted October 23, 2008 An album track on RHCP's album 'Blood Sugar Sex Magik' called 'Mellowship Slinky in B Major' has some awful lyrics, I quote: 'I'm on the porch 'cause I lost my housekey / Pick up my book, I read Bukowski' Eek. Apart from that it's an amazing album. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Medziotojas Posted October 24, 2008 Report Share Posted October 24, 2008 I remember when I was working at the Catch I used to get truly dreadful songs stuck in my head, usually in time to the rattling of the machinery. Deciding to share my misery I reminded one of my colleagues about a particular song, much to his misery. I then told him that every morning at 7.00am when he clocked in, that would be the trigger for the song to start in his head. I can't remember the particular song in question now, but the trigger system worked a treat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sudden Stop Posted December 18, 2008 Report Share Posted December 18, 2008 I was speaking to a russian lass once and whilst trying to think of russian-related topics to keep the conversation going, I asked what she thought of Tatu who were in our charts at the time. She wasn't too proud of her countryfolk. Dodgy lyrics were the problem. Apparently one of the songs has a bit that when translated to english means: 'Monkey... Monkey... Your buying...' But really, the lyrics were never the main point of interest over here were they?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stu-Fred Posted December 19, 2008 Report Share Posted December 19, 2008 "Leo sits behind the desk he wanna see the woman cooking gravy,Nobody sent no argument and I gotta go and join the Royal Navy" ('Give My Compliments To The Chef' by 'The Sensational Alex Harvey Band') Weird lyrics - blody good band tho! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Njugle Posted May 6, 2009 Author Report Share Posted May 6, 2009 Now, it's taken me a while to crack on this one, but upon hearing Mylo's "Drop the Pressure" again today I finally looked up the lyrics on the interweb and I was right! It does say "mother f******" all the way through! Over and over again! That tune was played on Radio One continually when it came out! Its an outrage! I'm writing to Michael Grade AND Mary Whitehouse and I shall post it on my way the the local haberdashery, after I buy my edition of the Daily Mail for some balanced and topical news. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ToonMags Posted May 11, 2009 Report Share Posted May 11, 2009 Lady GaGa "cos am bluffin with my muffin.......my love glue gunnin" filthy b***h! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sleepychef Posted May 11, 2009 Report Share Posted May 11, 2009 Tony Basil singing Hey Mickey from the 80's has a reference to indicate that she is prepared to have Anal sex to keep her man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Becky Posted May 11, 2009 Report Share Posted May 11, 2009 Sleepychef, i hoped you were wrong but OH MY GOD!!! "So come on and give it to me anyway you canAnyway you want to do it, I'll take it like a manOh please baby, please don't leave me in this jam Mickey" Deary deary me!! I find the lyrics of most music these days kinda terrifying as already meantioned..."your sex is on fire" you wanna see a doctor mate, a course of antibiotics should clear that right up! But the much spoken about lyrics of Nickelback: "Look at this photographEverytime I do it makes me laughHow did our eyes get so red?And what the hell is on Joey's head?" Well, not exactly Shakespeare is it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JJJ Posted May 18, 2009 Report Share Posted May 18, 2009 Just stumbled across this thread now, have to add the Greased Lightning song... "You know that ain't no s**t we'll be getting lots of t*t" "You know that I ain't bragging she's a real p***y wagon" "You are supreme, the chicks'll cream, for grease lightning" Completely dreadful. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghostrider Posted May 18, 2009 Report Share Posted May 18, 2009 Lily Allen's crass effort "you must be jokin' me, if you think you're gonna be pokin' me", or something like that, surely belongs in this thread. Subtle this girl is not, obviously. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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