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@Ghostrider and @MJ

 

It's funny you two should mention Lily Allen - I've been following her on Twitter and she's tweeted the following:

 

"Listening to issues by the saturdays poolside, they do say "I don't know if I should stab you or kiss you" don't they?"

 

"And to think I can't say " wet patch " on the radio."

 

"I've just listened to it two more times, its definitely stab and not slap."

 

There we go, make of it what you will...

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But the much spoken about lyrics of Nickelback:

 

"Look at this photograph

Everytime I do it makes me laugh

How did our eyes get so red?

And what the hell is on Joey's head?"

This is absolutely cracking me up... :lol:

 

Fortunately I've managed to avoid hearing these lyrics in full (the intensely irritating delivery of the opening line alone is enough to prompt a swift off-switch or channel-change).

 

I cannot suffer Nickelback.

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But the much spoken about lyrics of Nickelback:

 

"Look at this photograph

Everytime I do it makes me laugh

How did our eyes get so red?

And what the hell is on Joey's head?"

This is absolutely cracking me up... :lol:

 

Fortunately I've managed to avoid hearing these lyrics in full (the intensely irritating delivery of the opening line alone is enough to prompt a swift off-switch or channel-change).

 

I cannot suffer Nickelback.

 

When they released 'Silver Side Up' (or the album with How You Remind Me on it) I quite liked them. But I got the next album after that and couldn't get into it, and now I just can't stand them. The song I especially hate is that fecking 'Rockstar' one - apart from getting constant airplay on the radio and being used in DFS ads, my flatmate's boyfriend had it as his mobile ringtone (or he used to). When he stayed at ours he left his phone in his jacket pocket and hung it on our coathangers - which are near my room. A couple of times he's been phoned at night and woken me up :evil: Grrr!

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Peter's pecker picked another

Pickle bearing pussy pepper,

Peter's pecker picked another

Pickle bearing pussy pepper, Why?

 

Meeting John Dale Jr.

Winked an eye and point a finger,

Meeting John Dale Jr.

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Just got shot, now recovered,

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Just got shot, now recovered, Why?

 

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Lois Lane, Jimmy Carter,

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Lois Lane, Jimmy Carter, (siren) WHY?

 

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I-E-A-I-A-I-O, Why,

And we light up the sky.

 

Peter's pecker picked another

Pickle bearing pussy pepper,

Peter's pecker picked another

Pickle bearing pussy pepper, Why?

 

Meeting John Dale Jr.

Winked an eye and point a finger,

Meeting John Dale Jr.

Winked an eye and point a finger, Why?

 

A former cop, undercover,

Just got shot, now recovered,

A former cop, undercover,

Just got shot, now recovered, Why?

 

Fighting crime, with a partner,

Lois Lane, Jimmy Carter,

Fighting crime, with a partner,

Lois Lane, Jimmy Carter, (siren)WHY?

 

I-E-A-I-A-I-O,

I-E-A-I-A-I-O, Why,

And we light up the sky,

I-E-A-I-A-I-O,

I-E-A-I-A-I-O, Why,

And we light up the sky.

 

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Icicle stretchings,

Bicycle shoestrings,

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Painting the paintings of the alive!

 

I-E-A-I-A-I-O,

I-E-A-I-A-I-O, Why,

And we light up the sky,

I-E-A-I-A-I-O,

I-E-A-I-A-I-O, Why,

And we light up the sky

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Everybody, everybody, everybody cries,

 

Its a non stop disco, I bet you its Nabisco

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Choking chicks and sodomy,

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Choking chicks and sodomy,

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Everybody, everybody, everybody sucks,

Everybody, everybody, everybody livin now,

Everybody, everybody, everybody darlings,

Everybody, everybody, everybody livin now,

Everybody, everybody, everybody dies,

Everybody, everybody, everybody livin now,

Everybody, everybody, everybody cries,

 

Its a non stop disco, I bet you its Nabisco

Betcha didn't know, WOO HOO

Its a non stop disco, I bet you its Nabisco

Betcha didn't know, WOO HOO

Its a non stop disco

Betcha didn't know

Betcha didn't know

Its a non stop disco

Betcha didn't know

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Betcha didn't know

 

It's a violent pornography,

Choking chicks and sodomy,

The kinda turd you get on your TV,

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Choking chicks and sodomy,

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It's a violent pornography,

Choking chicks and sodomy,

The kinda turd that's on your TV,

It's on the TV

pootle

Turn off your TV,

Can you say "brainwashing"?

 

B, b, b, b, brainwashing

 

It's a non-stop disco

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"Vicinity Of Obscenity"

 

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Liar!

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Beat the meat (beat the meat),

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To the sweet, milky seat

 

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Is there a perfect way of holding you baby! (Liar)

Vicinity of Obscenity in your eyes!

Terracotta pie (Hey!)

Terracotta pie (Hey!)

Terracotta pie (Hey!)

Terracotta pie!

 

Banana banana banana banana terracotta banana terracotta terracotta pie!

Banana banana banana banana terracotta banana terracotta terracotta pie!

Do we all learn defeat from the whores with bad feet

Beat the meat (beat the meat),

Treat the feet (Treat the feet)

To the sweet, milky seat

 

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Liar [moan]

Liar [demon moan]

Liar [moan]

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