MJ Posted May 18, 2009 Report Share Posted May 18, 2009 the bbc compromise for Lily Allen's "it's not fair" spent ages kneading bread some how sounds worse than spent ages giving head Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sassermaet Posted May 18, 2009 Report Share Posted May 18, 2009 @Ghostrider and @MJ It's funny you two should mention Lily Allen - I've been following her on Twitter and she's tweeted the following: "Listening to issues by the saturdays poolside, they do say "I don't know if I should stab you or kiss you" don't they?" "And to think I can't say " wet patch " on the radio." "I've just listened to it two more times, its definitely stab and not slap." There we go, make of it what you will... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spencey7 Posted May 18, 2009 Report Share Posted May 18, 2009 But the much spoken about lyrics of Nickelback: "Look at this photographEverytime I do it makes me laughHow did our eyes get so red?And what the hell is on Joey's head?"This is absolutely cracking me up... Fortunately I've managed to avoid hearing these lyrics in full (the intensely irritating delivery of the opening line alone is enough to prompt a swift off-switch or channel-change). I cannot suffer Nickelback. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrunchieSquirrel Posted June 2, 2009 Report Share Posted June 2, 2009 Lady GaGa "cos am bluffin with my muffin.......my love glue gunnin" filthy b***h! I hate that song because she sounds like a chicken when she sings that song. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deorccwen Posted June 3, 2009 Report Share Posted June 3, 2009 Bill Withers: "Why d'you wanna make me wet my piller?I'm cryin' like a weepin' willerWhy d'you wanna make me cry?" And it would still be grim if he pronounced it "pillow" and "willow." Shame, really. I like his music on the whole... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sassermaet Posted June 4, 2009 Report Share Posted June 4, 2009 But the much spoken about lyrics of Nickelback: "Look at this photographEverytime I do it makes me laughHow did our eyes get so red?And what the hell is on Joey's head?"This is absolutely cracking me up... Fortunately I've managed to avoid hearing these lyrics in full (the intensely irritating delivery of the opening line alone is enough to prompt a swift off-switch or channel-change). I cannot suffer Nickelback. When they released 'Silver Side Up' (or the album with How You Remind Me on it) I quite liked them. But I got the next album after that and couldn't get into it, and now I just can't stand them. The song I especially hate is that fecking 'Rockstar' one - apart from getting constant airplay on the radio and being used in DFS ads, my flatmate's boyfriend had it as his mobile ringtone (or he used to). When he stayed at ours he left his phone in his jacket pocket and hung it on our coathangers - which are near my room. A couple of times he's been phoned at night and woken me up Grrr! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baron Farkoff Posted June 9, 2009 Report Share Posted June 9, 2009 "even food don't taste that gooddrink aint doing what it should" kinnell, what a travesty. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
khitajrah Posted December 15, 2009 Report Share Posted December 15, 2009 The new Pet Shop Boys Xmas song: I swear he's saying.... "This is a song... about poisoned goats....." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trow87 Posted December 15, 2009 Report Share Posted December 15, 2009 "let me take a ride on your disco stick" heard on sibc dis moarnin....an i towt hit wis a family-freendly station! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
number 7 Posted December 15, 2009 Report Share Posted December 15, 2009 Peter's pecker picked anotherPickle bearing pussy pepper,Peter's pecker picked anotherPickle bearing pussy pepper, Why? Meeting John Dale Jr.Winked an eye and point a finger,Meeting John Dale Jr.Winked an eye and point a finger, Why? A former cop, undercover,Just got shot, now recovered,A former cop, undercover,Just got shot, now recovered, Why? Fighting crime, with a partner,Lois Lane, Jimmy Carter,Fighting crime, with a partner,Lois Lane, Jimmy Carter, (siren) WHY? I-E-A-I-A-I-O,I-E-A-I-A-I-O, Why,And we light up the sky. Peter's pecker picked anotherPickle bearing pussy pepper,Peter's pecker picked anotherPickle bearing pussy pepper, Why? Meeting John Dale Jr.Winked an eye and point a finger,Meeting John Dale Jr.Winked an eye and point a finger, Why? A former cop, undercover,Just got shot, now recovered,A former cop, undercover,Just got shot, now recovered, Why? Fighting crime, with a partner,Lois Lane, Jimmy Carter,Fighting crime, with a partner,Lois Lane, Jimmy Carter, (siren)WHY? I-E-A-I-A-I-O,I-E-A-I-A-I-O, Why,And we light up the sky,I-E-A-I-A-I-O,I-E-A-I-A-I-O, Why,And we light up the sky. Mine delusions acquainted,Bubbles erotica,Plutonium wedding rings,Icicle stretchings,Bicycle shoestrings,One flag, flag everyone,Painting the paintings of the alive! I-E-A-I-A-I-O,I-E-A-I-A-I-O, Why,And we light up the sky,I-E-A-I-A-I-O,I-E-A-I-A-I-O, Why,And we light up the sky Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
number 7 Posted December 19, 2009 Report Share Posted December 19, 2009 Everybody, everybody, everybody livin now,Everybody, everybody, everybody darlings,Everybody, everybody, everybody livin now,Everybody, everybody, everybody sucks,Everybody, everybody, everybody livin now,Everybody, everybody, everybody cries,Everybody, everybody, everybody livin now,Everybody, everybody, everybody dies, Its a non stop disco, I bet you its NabiscoBetcha didn't know, WOO HOOIts a non stop disco, I bet you its NabiscoBetcha didn't know, WOO HOOIts a non stop discoBetcha didn't knowBetcha didn't knowIts a non stop discoBetcha didn't knowBetcha didn't knowBetcha didn't know Everybody, everybody, everybody livin now,Everybody, everybody, everybody darlings,Everybody, everybody, everybody livin now,Everybody, everybody, everybody sucks,Everybody, everybody, everybody livin now,Everybody, everybody, everybody dies,Everybody, everybody, everybody livin now,Everybody, everybody, everybody cries, Its a non stop disco, I bet you its NabiscoBetcha didn't know, WOO HOOIts a non stop disco, I bet you its NabiscoBetcha didn't know, WOO HOOIts a non stop discoBetcha didn't knowBetcha didn't knowIts a non stop discoBetcha didn't knowBetcha didn't knowBetcha didn't know It's a violent pornography,Choking chicks and sodomy,The kinda turd you get on your TV.It's a violent pornography,Choking chicks and sodomy,The kinda turd you get on your TV, Everybody, everybody, everybody livin now,Everybody, everybody, everybody sucks,Everybody, everybody, everybody livin now,Everybody, everybody, everybody darlings,Everybody, everybody, everybody livin now,Everybody, everybody, everybody dies,Everybody, everybody, everybody livin now,Everybody, everybody, everybody cries, Its a non stop disco, I bet you its NabiscoBetcha didn't know, WOO HOOIts a non stop disco, I bet you its NabiscoBetcha didn't know, WOO HOOIts a non stop discoBetcha didn't knowBetcha didn't knowIts a non stop discoBetcha didn't knowBetcha didn't knowBetcha didn't know It's a violent pornography,Choking chicks and sodomy,The kinda turd you get on your TV,It's a violent pornography,Choking chicks and sodomy,The kinda turd that's on your TV,It's a violent pornography,Choking chicks and sodomy,The kinda turd that's on your TV,It's on the TVpootleTurn off your TV,Can you say "brainwashing"? B, b, b, b, brainwashing It's a non-stop disco Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
number 7 Posted December 19, 2009 Report Share Posted December 19, 2009 oh yeah dats right words get changedSystem Of A Down - Violent Pornography lyrics at u tube! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
number 7 Posted December 19, 2009 Report Share Posted December 19, 2009 "Vicinity Of Obscenity" Liar!Liar!Banana banana banana terracotta banana terracotta terracotta pie!Banana banana banana terracotta banana terracotta terracotta pie! Is there a perfect way of holding you baby?! (Liar)Vicinity of Obscenity in your eyes!Terracotta terracotta terracotta PIE!Is there a perfect way of holding you baby?! (Liar) Vicinity of Obscenity in your eyes!Terracotta pie (Hey!)Terracotta pie (Hey!)Terracotta pie (Hey!)Terracotta pie! Banana banana banana banana terracotta banana terrecotta terracotta pie!Banana banana banana banana terracotta banana terrecotta terracotta pie!Do we all learn defeat from the whores with bad feetBeat the meat (beat the meat),Treat the feet (treat the feet)To the sweet, milky seat Banana banana banana terracotta banana terracotta terracotta pie!Banana banana banana terracotta banana terrecotta terracotta pie! Is there a perfect way of holding you baby! (Liar)Vicinity of Obscenity in your eyes!Terracotta pie (Hey!)Terracotta pie (Hey!)Terracotta pie (Hey!)Terracotta pie! Banana banana banana banana terracotta banana terracotta terracotta pie!Banana banana banana banana terracotta banana terracotta terracotta pie!Do we all learn defeat from the whores with bad feetBeat the meat (beat the meat),Treat the feet (Treat the feet)To the sweet, milky seat Liar [moan]Liar [moan]Liar [demon moan]Liar [moan]Banana banana banana banana terracotta banana terracotta terracotta pie!Banana banana banana banana terracotta banana terracotta terracotta pie!Banana banana banana banana terracotta banana terracotta terracotta pie!Banana banana banana banana terracotta banana terracotta terracotta pie! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrunchieSquirrel Posted February 16, 2010 Report Share Posted February 16, 2010 I want my money back, I want my money backPlease enjoy the show. Song called 'Enjoy the Show' from some sort of random female singer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unlinkedstudent Posted February 16, 2010 Report Share Posted February 16, 2010 Sting's "Every breath you take" - good grief, a stalker's anthem! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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