Njugle Posted January 16, 2006 Report Share Posted January 16, 2006 Not unreasonable male, seeking perfect harem.... Well, you can always dream, eh? Then again, think of all that backchat.... Ok, Human male seeking alien or primate, any/no language considered Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yowe Posted January 25, 2006 Report Share Posted January 25, 2006 Are you into sheep at all? I have a very soft moorit fleece. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Njugle Posted January 26, 2006 Author Report Share Posted January 26, 2006 D-I-NG D-O-NG! Now we're talking. And a musky smell by any chance? Grrraaooorrrr....baby! Doing anything this weekend, apart from eating grass and crapping continuously? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yowe Posted January 28, 2006 Report Share Posted January 28, 2006 Oh yes, I'm musky, thats for sure. I've an appointment at the vets this afternoon to be drenched for liver fluke but we can meet this evening if you like..... I'll shave round my udders. xxxx Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JAStewart Posted January 28, 2006 Report Share Posted January 28, 2006 I'm an old foxey stoaty focks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Njugle Posted February 1, 2006 Author Report Share Posted February 1, 2006 Oh yes, I'm musky, thats for sure. I've an appointment at the vets this afternoon to be drenched for liver fluke but we can meet this evening if you like..... I'll shave round my udders. xxxx Truly devastated that i inadvertently stood you up my shaven raver, i was unfortunately off-isle shooting ruminants for greenpeace. Have no culling plans for next weekend though. Hope you kept your shavings, i'm in need of a new toorie. Naturally scented of course. X By the way, how firm are your hoch's? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yowe Posted February 1, 2006 Report Share Posted February 1, 2006 As I'm just a gimmer, my hochs are firm. Shame you couldn't make it last weekend but glad to hear it was for a good cause. How about next weekend then? I was pretty much just planning to eat and crap alot so I'm open to suggestion. X Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Njugle Posted February 3, 2006 Author Report Share Posted February 3, 2006 A good firm hoch is what i'm after! Firm on da leg, soft in da oven,, ahem i mean on the tongue, ehh, whatever... Anyhoo, here i lie unable to sleep. Many years of counting sheep to aid this process are now ended by thoughts of ewe. Alas..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Distortio Posted February 3, 2006 Report Share Posted February 3, 2006 Anyhoo, here i lie unable to sleep. Many years of counting sheep to aid this process are now ended by thoughts of ewe. the spirit of whitely called, he wants his joke back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Njugle Posted February 4, 2006 Author Report Share Posted February 4, 2006 Denied Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Njugle Posted February 4, 2006 Author Report Share Posted February 4, 2006 I'm open to suggestion. X Anyway...How Yowe Doin? ( in a Joey Trebiani stylee) Just let me know which hill park you are in and i'll be there, finest wellies to boot. I can't believe i just wrote that, finest wellies to boot, that's shocking, sheesh! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trout Posted February 4, 2006 Report Share Posted February 4, 2006 As I'm just a gimmer, my hochs are firm. Shame you couldn't make it last weekend but glad to hear it was for a good cause. How about next weekend then? I was pretty much just planning to eat and crap alot so I'm open to suggestion. X I wid love tae tedder dee up and wine and dine dee we a gud bale 'o hay and some water. Do reply back if dats dy bag? We could maybe even keep da tedder fer laeter on? Xx Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Njugle Posted February 4, 2006 Author Report Share Posted February 4, 2006 Competition aayyh? Well, then may i propose to my furry little gimmer that rather than settle for some cheapskate with hay and water....How's about we go crazy with a whole mineral block and 20kg of ewe nuts, (and not the cheap ones either!) and party all nicht! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yowe Posted February 4, 2006 Report Share Posted February 4, 2006 Oh my, what a lucky little gimmer I am! I like the sound of your tether Trout but I can't resist the salty goodness of a mineral block. Hmm, choices choices. Maybe we could all meet? I could ask my friend flossie to come along too. It'd be fun and very wooly. xXx Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Njugle Posted February 4, 2006 Author Report Share Posted February 4, 2006 send flossie to the trout, he'll never know the difference And then....give me the moonlight, give me the gimmer, and leave the rest to me... How about some music........ Baa ba ba-ba ba bara-anne....too corny Maybe "Ewe never close your eyes, any more, when i clip your fle-ee--ece.....And there's no tenderness, any more, when i drench for flea-ea-eas..................(chorus) Ewe've lost that love of shearing, wo-oo-woaw, love of shearing...." stop me.....please.....forget the trout......my tether is leather.... xxx Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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