DamnSaxon Posted January 10, 2007 Report Share Posted January 10, 2007 I think ewe lot are gettin' a bit too much fresh air ... an' it's nearly springtime again Pity my astrology makes me a Bull not a Ram. (and we all know what THEY're famous for ...) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yowe Posted October 21, 2007 Report Share Posted October 21, 2007 Hay Njugle, is there still a hope that you could want to share your crø with a foolish moorit yowe? It didn't work out with flossie. Things got so bad that we ended up fighting in the middle of the road while the humans sat there in their cars and looked on in disbelief. She left for the hill and said she'd never return. The twins have grown up and left to live on the west side. They don't keep in touch(have you heard from them?) and I'm just praying they won't be affected by the cull. Winter is closing in and I'm all alone with my memories. It sure would be nice to cosy up next to you and nibble your nuts once more. I'm here if you want me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sheepshagger Posted October 21, 2007 Report Share Posted October 21, 2007 I'm left wondering whit wye I'm never noticed dis thread afore Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tlady Posted October 21, 2007 Report Share Posted October 21, 2007 Yowe, I think ewe are going to have to do more grovelin, its obvious that you've hurt Njugle more than we all realised... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yowe Posted October 21, 2007 Report Share Posted October 21, 2007 Njugle, Njugle, wherefore art thou Njugle? I should never have left you for flossie the floozie. I can see that now. I've been a stupid yowe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Njugle Posted October 21, 2007 Author Report Share Posted October 21, 2007 Hark, what sharn from yonder window bleats?Oh it's Yowe is it, well you had your chance, me and da lambs, or should i say caddies, have been getting on just fine without yowe, all this time, this hard hard time, living on waar and wilks as i couldna win away tae me wark as ther was no caddiesitter. While yowe've been away galavanting and looking aa prenked up lik a rosette winner at da Voe show. Ptuh! Well, i'm no faain for it, du can keep dee saft saft fleece and those udders....................oh those udders..........stop geein me yun look we dee 'come tae crø' eyes..... Weel du better no be spinnin me a yarn, du peerie almark, i wid hae tae pit a tether upo dee, mebbee hems or even a brank, til we see what happens, Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yowe Posted October 22, 2007 Report Share Posted October 22, 2007 So theres a chance? And you've been taking care of the twins all this time? I bet you're doing a really good job. I feel so guilty, I've let you all down. Well, stick a brank on me and tether me up(good and tight). Whatever it takes. How about I watch the twins this weekend while you go out and have some fun. By the way.... my fleece is softer and muskier than ever... Xxx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fifi Posted October 22, 2007 Report Share Posted October 22, 2007 Liz Taylor & Richard Burton, Bogey & Bacall, Adam & Eve, Homer & Marge, Njugle & Yowe... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hentilaget Posted October 25, 2007 Report Share Posted October 25, 2007 Man, du needs a yowe wi a coarn o' experience. A'm played da toons an' dan sum. An' a'm gittin braaly wayward wi haein yun sam ram year in year oot (an a'm joost been slipit fae me haemsticks). Whit tinks du? I hae twa coloured twins, twa catmuggit, an' twa moorit. Bit du kyens I widnae mind a coarn o' Njugle athin da faimily. Whit tinks du tae an auld decrepit (bit faithful) yowe? Du kyens athin dee hert o' herts at yun yowe's joost no fir dee. Shu's been workin' sh*te apo dee fae shu first set een apo dee, an I wid nivver dae dat (I tink shu wirks wi yun mushroom gear du kyens). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Njugle Posted October 26, 2007 Author Report Share Posted October 26, 2007 Hmm, the aulder the fleece the sweeter the musk eh? I'll hae tae think about that wan, I'm all conf-ewe-sed, yun Yowe messes we me napper and send shivers up me mane, in fact: See the musk set in dat fleeceSee da simmer dim, i get nae peace,I wait for Yowe Sleight of hoof and twist of fateIn da wast banks crø she makes me waitAnd I wait without Yowe With or without YoweWith or without Yowe Through the marts we reach the storeYowe gives it all but I want moreAnd Im waiting for Yowe With or without YoweWith or without YoweI cant liveWith or without Yowe And Yowe gives herself awayAnd Yowe gives herself awayAnd Yowe givesAnd Yowe givesAnd Yowe gives herself away My tethers tiedMy quarters bruised, shes got me withNothing to win andNothing left to lose And Yowe gives herself awayAnd Yowe gives herself awayAnd Yowe givesAnd Yowe givesAnd Yowe gives herself away With or without YoweWith or without YoweI cant liveWith or without Yowe........ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hentilaget Posted October 26, 2007 Report Share Posted October 26, 2007 Du laeks tae live apo "da edge" an' I tink dats whit I laek aboot dee! Nivvir min du yun yowe. Did du kyen at ewe-2 kittles me yaddiks? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teenie3 Posted October 26, 2007 Report Share Posted October 26, 2007 Better than any soap I've ever seen and sweeter than any love story ever told. Give it a go Njugle - you know you want to. If it helps I'll tak da Caddies for da whole weekend and you can take da time to sort things out with Yowe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teenie3 Posted October 26, 2007 Report Share Posted October 26, 2007 Ps. "With or without Yowe" A work of art. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yowe Posted October 30, 2007 Report Share Posted October 30, 2007 Njugle, surely you're not going to listen to that foosty fleeced old crang are you? She's always had it in for me and I don't think she really wants you at all, she just wants to mess things up for me. She may me reliable but she must be due to be cast fairly soon and wouldn't you prefer a firmer hoch even if it means a little unpredictability? I suppose maybe not after the way I've treated you . Damn you Hentilaget, I hope you get ticks and the skoor. Don't give up on me Njugle! Not even if I have to share you with Hentilaget. Eventually you'll see I'm yowers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Njugle Posted November 11, 2007 Author Report Share Posted November 11, 2007 Yowe i hae tae tell dee,I took a whirl we Hentilaget,Shø's mutton dressed as lamb it's true,Baith tyoch, and udderly sagget,Nor could i get a single wird in,Shø's been ootadaeks ower lang i fearComin tae da inbye landHas geen her verbal diarrhoea,I really couldna warm tae her,Though try hard as i might,Her hochs are no as firm as dine,And dir caked up we sharn. Lets face it, I'm Stuck on Yowe X Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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