Njugle Posted February 11, 2006 Author Report Share Posted February 11, 2006 By the way, a couple of my friends said they were approached by a man in a purple boilersuit who said they should go with him and he would take care of them and supply them with the finest mineral blocks available. Do you think we should be suspicious of him? Damn Straight! I did a little sniffing around and it turns out he's running a front for the wooly slave trade. Your two friends will wake up in a park in New Zealand at best, Wales at worst and by that time they'll be so mineralled up they'll have no escape! Not every stock boat goes to Aberdeen, not a lot of people know that. Beware the purple meeter/ greeter! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
diminormite Posted February 13, 2006 Report Share Posted February 13, 2006 sweet jesus you guys have problems Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Njugle Posted February 13, 2006 Author Report Share Posted February 13, 2006 You better believe it buddy-boy! There's nae shortage o' livestock in da parks, but findin' a prime beast takes more than a visit tae da auctions, I can tell dee! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
diminormite Posted February 15, 2006 Report Share Posted February 15, 2006 shiny. you changed your avatar Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trout Posted February 16, 2006 Report Share Posted February 16, 2006 Joost writing to "tank dee" for the wonderful evening the other night Yowe. Du peerie lipper du! Never had I tought a gimmer wid be such a sprickly peerie thing. Man whit a night!! Xx Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Yowe Posted February 17, 2006 Report Share Posted February 17, 2006 Joost writing to "tank dee" for the wonderful evening the other night Yowe. Du peerie lipper du! Never had I tought a gimmer wid be such a sprickly peerie thing. Man whit a night!! Xx Ahem, yes, well it was no problem Trout. I can help you out with your uh... your dance lessons any time. You're quite a mover Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Njugle Posted February 18, 2006 Author Report Share Posted February 18, 2006 Dance partners! My hoof! I doot i'm being spun a yarn, I don't know, you take your eye off the baa for two minutes..... Let's just think about this now, hmm, i canna see a trout wanting to have anything to do with a reel or a jig, he'd be a fish out of water for sure. ( i always thought of him as a bit of a gay-gordon type we aa yun purple gear) And the peerie gimmer would want nothing to do with a St Bernards. But this still leaves me the question.....Did the Yowe foxtrout? Still, a gimmer is notoriously fickle in these matters, so maybe i should just ask her myself: Peerie Yowe: Woolly vous couche avec moi ce soir? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Njugle Posted February 20, 2006 Author Report Share Posted February 20, 2006 So much for the Ca-baa-ret approach then..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peeriebryan Posted February 21, 2006 Report Share Posted February 21, 2006 Dance partners! My hoof! I doot i'm being spun a yarn, I don't know, you take your eye off the baa for two minutes..... i canna see a trout wanting to have anything to do with a reel or a jig, he'd be a fish out of water for sure. Did the Yowe foxtrout? Peerie Yowe: Woolly vous couche avec moi ce soir? So much for the Ca-baa-ret approach then..... Severe 'Whitely' alert Evacuate the forums Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Njugle Posted February 21, 2006 Author Report Share Posted February 21, 2006 Father Merrin: I cast you out! Unclean Spirt!Njugle MacNjugle: Pick another letter, you faggot!Father Merrin: In the Name of our Lord Bob Monkhouse! It is he who commands you! It is he who flung you from the gates of ITV to the depths of Channel 4!Njugle MacNjugle: Two words, each one syllable, you have thirty seconds!Father Merrin: Be gone...Njugle MacNjugle: I don't normally do requests,Carol! Unless i'm asked to!Father Merrin: ...from this creature of Bob!MoaningFather Merrin: Be gone! In the Name of the Blackadder, Naked Gun, and the Holy Grail (of Monty Python)! Njugle (ex Whitely) I'm feeling much better now thanks. ............................................. rallsheturnI Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yowe Posted February 23, 2006 Report Share Posted February 23, 2006 Severe 'Whitely' alert Evacuate the forums Thanks alot Peeriebryan, he's probably gone off sheep now Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yowe Posted February 23, 2006 Report Share Posted February 23, 2006 Not sure what happened with the quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Njugle Posted February 23, 2006 Author Report Share Posted February 23, 2006 Nae monkey wise or idderwise,could sway my mind we truth or lies,Whitely might be gone tae groondBut Njugle will aye still be aroondNo greater joy wid fill my simmer,Than to spend some time we a peerie gimmer. Note to peeriebryan: See? See what happens when you ban Whitely? I deny all sick bag liability. It's all your fault Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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