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By the way, a couple of my friends said they were approached by a man in a purple boilersuit who said they should go with him and he would take care of them and supply them with the finest mineral blocks available. Do you think we should be suspicious of him?

 

Damn Straight! I did a little sniffing around and it turns out he's running a front for the wooly slave trade. Your two friends will wake up in a park in New Zealand at best, Wales at worst and by that time they'll be so mineralled up they'll have no escape!

 

Not every stock boat goes to Aberdeen, not a lot of people know that. Beware the purple meeter/ greeter!

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Joost writing to "tank dee" for the wonderful evening the other night Yowe.

 

Du peerie lipper du! :wink:

 

Never had I tought a gimmer wid be such a sprickly peerie thing. Man whit a night!!

 

Xx

 

 

Ahem, yes, well it was no problem Trout. I can help you out with your uh... your dance lessons any time. You're quite a mover :wink:

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Dance partners! My hoof!

 

I doot i'm being spun a yarn,

 

I don't know, you take your eye off the baa for two minutes.....

 

Let's just think about this now, hmm, i canna see a trout wanting to have anything to do with a reel or a jig, he'd be a fish out of water for sure. ( i always thought of him as a bit of a gay-gordon type we aa yun purple gear) And the peerie gimmer would want nothing to do with a St Bernards.

 

But this still leaves me the question.....Did the Yowe foxtrout?

 

Still, a gimmer is notoriously fickle in these matters, so maybe i should just ask her myself:

 

Peerie Yowe: Woolly vous couche avec moi ce soir? :wink:

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Dance partners! My hoof!

 

I doot i'm being spun a yarn,

 

I don't know, you take your eye off the baa for two minutes.....

 

i canna see a trout wanting to have anything to do with a reel or a jig, he'd be a fish out of water for sure.

 

Did the Yowe foxtrout?

 

Peerie Yowe: Woolly vous couche avec moi ce soir?

 

So much for the Ca-baa-ret approach then.....

:!: :!: :!: Severe 'Whitely' alert :!: :!: :!:

:!: :!: :!: Evacuate the forums :!: :!: :!:

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Father Merrin: I cast you out! Unclean Spirt!

Njugle MacNjugle: Pick another letter, you faggot!

Father Merrin: In the Name of our Lord Bob Monkhouse! It is he who commands you! It is he who flung you from the gates of ITV to the depths of Channel 4!

Njugle MacNjugle: Two words, each one syllable, you have thirty seconds!

Father Merrin: Be gone...

Njugle MacNjugle: I don't normally do requests,Carol! Unless i'm asked to!

Father Merrin: ...from this creature of Bob!

Moaning

Father Merrin: Be gone! In the Name of the Blackadder, Naked Gun, and the Holy Grail (of Monty Python)!

 

 

 

 

Njugle (ex Whitely) I'm feeling much better now thanks.:oops: ............................................. rallsheturnI :twisted:

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Nae monkey wise or idderwise,

could sway my mind we truth or lies,

Whitely might be gone tae groond

But Njugle will aye still be aroond

No greater joy wid fill my simmer,

Than to spend some time we a peerie gimmer. :)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Note to peeriebryan: See? See what happens when you ban Whitely? I deny all sick bag liability. It's all your fault :wink:

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