peeriebryan Posted March 8, 2006 Report Share Posted March 8, 2006 ^ ^ hey hey boys, dat's an offer you canna refuse Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Njugle Posted March 10, 2006 Author Report Share Posted March 10, 2006 Njugle an Trout have you had the knock back ? Is Yowe no keen tae get in the sack ? If your sex life's gettin' frustratin' The moorit een's here, ready an waitin'. My heart belongs indeed to Yowe,Not fairy, elf or moorit trow,I'd never cheat nor cause to hurt,The most sublime of wooly flirt,And surely i could love no others,But tell me, would YOU shave YOUR udders? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
moorit Posted March 11, 2006 Report Share Posted March 11, 2006 Oh Njugle can't you see I'm one in a million?For you I'd even consider going Brazilian. Can I tempt you, dearest Njugle ?My bare udders you can also Shjugle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Njugle Posted March 11, 2006 Author Report Share Posted March 11, 2006 Oh dear.............I'm in trouble now.......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yowe Posted March 12, 2006 Report Share Posted March 12, 2006 Oh Njugle can't you see I'm one in a million?For you I'd even consider going Brazilian. Can I tempt you, dearest Njugle ?My bare udders you can also Shjugle. Moo-rit,moo-rit,moo-rit,moor-i-i-it,I'm begging of you, please don't take my man! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Njugle Posted March 12, 2006 Author Report Share Posted March 12, 2006 moorit; A wicked temptress you are perhaps,Neatly groomed with shoogling bapsBut my desire is earned not given,However hard your proposals driven,Peerie Yowe is true of heart,It'll take much more to tear us apart.And as a male i may be weak,And i do like your filthy cheek,Promises of lusty things,New improved, and now with wings! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Njugle Posted March 14, 2006 Author Report Share Posted March 14, 2006 It's been a while since Yowe's been speakin Alas i fear i'm starting to weaken Perhaps she's gone to "dance" with trout, And those shjugling udders have planted a doubt..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yowe Posted March 15, 2006 Report Share Posted March 15, 2006 Njugle, the Moorit winged one wants you bad. She sent some trows to the park the other night to threaten me. They said if I don't back off and let her have you I'll be someones' roast by sunday! Naturally I was very scared and I've been forced to make a hard decision. I will miss your charms and witty words but I have decided to become a nun in southern Italy and I'm leaving tomorrow. Goodbye forever, I hope she's kind to you XXXXXXXXX Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peeriebryan Posted March 15, 2006 Report Share Posted March 15, 2006 noooooooooooooooo Good luck peerie Yowe! Do dusna hae tae tik a vow o silence or onything, dus du? And would posting on this forum be a breach o dat contract? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
moorit Posted March 15, 2006 Report Share Posted March 15, 2006 moorit; A wicked temptress you are perhaps,Neatly groomed with shoogling bapsBut my desire is earned not given,However hard your proposals driven,Peerie Yowe is true of heart,It'll take much more to tear us apart.And as a male i may be weak,And i do like your filthy cheek,Promises of lusty things,New improved, and now with wings! Njugle, that's fine, but don't come running to me when Yowe lets you down. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yowe Posted March 15, 2006 Report Share Posted March 15, 2006 noooooooooooooooo Good luck peerie Yowe! Do dusna hae tae tik a vow o silence or onything, dus du? And would posting on this forum be a breach o dat contract? Thanks peeriebryan, I hope the lord will be my shepherd. I'm not sure about the convent rules yet but if you don't hear from me then vow of no posting it is Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peeriebryan Posted March 15, 2006 Report Share Posted March 15, 2006 I hope the lord will be my shepherd. Njugle, whit does du think o aa dis? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Njugle Posted March 16, 2006 Author Report Share Posted March 16, 2006 Njugle, whit does du think o aa dis? Goodbye forever, Peerie Yowe was so much fun, Indeed she was my number one,I'll cry myself to sleep most nightly,But i fear this brings back Whitely Don't Yowe want me baby,.....Don't Yowe want me oo-oo-oooh? Baa-y baa-y baby, baby good-baa-aa-aaa-y (tartan scarf a-waving) XXX Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Njugle Posted March 16, 2006 Author Report Share Posted March 16, 2006 So that's that then, it may be that i can't get Yowe out of my head and i can't get used to losing Yowe and can't stand losing Yowe because I've got Yowe, under my skin and it seemed for a minute there that the hills are alive, with the sound of moorit and fairy nuff i thought we might kindle a 'elfy relationship, but she's trown me oot........... So it's back to me loch i shall go, and many a weary traveller will be lured to their doom as i lick my wounds....... So, if you're passing by and see me, stop a while, take a load off, and would you like a lift Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yowe Posted April 2, 2006 Report Share Posted April 2, 2006 Hey njugle....long time no see...how are you? I have something to tell you ......I'm pregnant njugle and I'm 80% sure it's yours They kicked me out of the convent Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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