Njugle Posted April 3, 2006 Author Report Share Posted April 3, 2006 Hey njugle....long time no see...how are you? I have something to tell you ......I'm pregnant njugle and I'm 80% sure it's yours They kicked me out of the convent 8O Well that's certainly no cause for lam(ent..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McFly Posted April 3, 2006 Report Share Posted April 3, 2006 Are you trying to scare people with that ridiculous, ever swelling post count? You fiend 8O Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peeriebryan Posted April 3, 2006 Report Share Posted April 3, 2006 Hooray. I'm no longer the biggest sheeks on the forums! Hey Njugle and Yowe, its good to see everybodys fav Shetlink romance is back on Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Njugle Posted April 3, 2006 Author Report Share Posted April 3, 2006 Peerie Yowe, Noo dat i've caught me breath..... So good tae see dee. We have much to figure out, especially at those odds, i mean is that 1 in 5 or two in ten, against, or 20 oot o 100! Suffering Suffolks!I mean, we have to consider the ramifications after all.I could be daddy to a caddie 8O I only saw one colour o' paint mark apo dee back, but hey, that was a while ago..... So, are you a two colour gimmer? Or are we looking at Rainbow Bright here? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yowe Posted April 4, 2006 Report Share Posted April 4, 2006 So, are you a two colour gimmer? Or are we looking at Rainbow Bright here? Well, it's mostly blue but there's a tiny bit of red(just a tiny bit). Maybe it rubbed off o trout while we were dancing. Who knows but one things for sure, I'm no multi coloured yowe.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Njugle Posted April 4, 2006 Author Report Share Posted April 4, 2006 Phew, that's a releif, erm....i mean i never doubted you for a minute, as you know i only have eyes for Yowe Speaking of eyes, being a conscientious faether to be, I'll head on oot and start shootin craa's, we widna want any trouble now would we, and jee's theres lots of stuff to organise, towels, injections, lubricant lambing gel, trusses, I'll be busy indeed, but with a spring in me step, Speaking of spring, are we talking early or late here, it's no lang till it aa starts... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yowe Posted April 5, 2006 Report Share Posted April 5, 2006 Well, if my dates are correct then it should be around may first. I was thinking of a park birth, I don't want any of that being taken into the barn rubbish. I've heard it smells in there. I just hope the weathers fine on the day. Good plan of yours to pop off a few birds. Well, I'm off to eat a whole bail of hay now. xxx Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Njugle Posted April 5, 2006 Author Report Share Posted April 5, 2006 Weel I am da blyde to hear do wisna thinkin o a floatation tank or any o dat hellery, mind you we could have used the dip! Still there's nae better place dan da park, even if it does mean headin oot at dawn everyday for weeks..... And eat do up as many bales as do wants my lamb, or soon to be lamb. Wan thing i'm burning we curiosity aboot - Is do gettin any cravings? What does a Yowe crave? X Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yowe Posted April 5, 2006 Report Share Posted April 5, 2006 A saat lick would be great and I've been kinda craving neeps too. Also, a nice luscious patch of summer grass wouldn't go amiss but thats just a fantasy. I reckon it might be twins you know. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cominoot Posted April 5, 2006 Report Share Posted April 5, 2006 I'M FREE[/b] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Njugle Posted April 6, 2006 Author Report Share Posted April 6, 2006 A saat lick would be great and I've been kinda craving neeps too. Also, a nice luscious patch of summer grass wouldn't go amiss but thats just a fantasy. I reckon it might be twins you know. My account at NEF is maxed out noo, i have every saat lick on da island. The neaps i canna help we 'cos the flamin rabbits and geese have eaten them all. I do however have a heavy-lift helicopter winging it's way here from the Swiss high Alpine plateau's with the finest grass money can buy, still growing on the hillside i've 'removed'. Well, not quite the best, but the plane bringing the antipodean summer stuff will take a while longer. Twins?! Double the trouble, or double the return from the Marts, ahem, or double the breeding stock for the next few years, do couldna squeeze oot anidder een or twa could do? It's all good! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yowe Posted April 8, 2006 Report Share Posted April 8, 2006 Mmmm, that grass was delicious, I spent the whole day eating and pooping. You really know how to treat your prenant gimmer Njugle The marts.... is that a health spa? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghostrider Posted April 8, 2006 Report Share Posted April 8, 2006 The marts.... is that a health spa? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Njugle Posted April 10, 2006 Author Report Share Posted April 10, 2006 The marts.... is that a health spa? Eeee-yes, a health spa, of sorts. Kinda like a one-stop holiday shop, good transport links, plenty of food and entertainment, they even lay on a daily cabaaret where they line up lots of the local croftering characters and then you lucky yowe's get to trot past and inspect them, one by one, sort of like a circus freak show , it's really fun. Great fun for all the family. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yowe Posted April 18, 2006 Report Share Posted April 18, 2006 Sounds really good. I wonder why Flossie warned me not to go there? She's probably just jealous. I'm getting pretty big now, not long to go. Any chance of a hoof massage Njugle dearest? I'm kind of hoping it won't be twins now because theres a shortage of grass this year and some of the older yowes have warned me that it's a fair old strain to produce enough milk for two without munching grass all day. Still, as you said, the more lambs the better and I'm sure you'll take care of me.. xxxxx Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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