north Posted June 14, 2006 Report Share Posted June 14, 2006 Not only did these "fallen angels," who came down in the days of Jared [Genesis 5:18], cross the forbidden sexual barrier, but they began to teach the human race witchcraft, sorcery, gene splicing, genetic engineering in order to combine two species - such as half man and half goat, half horse and half sheep, etc. Wow, better be careful there boys! God knows what might be up next! This is a picture of the end result, doesn't look too good if you ask me! http://www.jamescohan.com/files/99647930.jpg 8O Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Yowe Posted June 14, 2006 Report Share Posted June 14, 2006 Thankfully me and Njugles offspring look way better than that. People will just think they're tall sheep with slight manes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Njugle Posted June 14, 2006 Author Report Share Posted June 14, 2006 And snouts as boany as their mothers of course (Firmer hochs dan yun een too) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
north Posted June 14, 2006 Report Share Posted June 14, 2006 Too bad. That would have been quite the leg of lamb! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yowe Posted July 4, 2006 Report Share Posted July 4, 2006 Hi Njugle, what news? Carried anyone off to their watery doom lately? I've not been up to much myself. Just the usual eating, pooping, sleeping and baa-ing a bit. Never see the twins these days, they're always off with their friends. Flossie got her head stuck in a fence the other day. She thought the grass might be greener on the other side. It took them ages to notice she was stuck and she ended up with hellish cramp in her neck. Oh well, it was funny for the rest of us. It's hard to type with hooves isn't it. Think I'll go and eat some more grass now. See you soon X Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Njugle Posted July 7, 2006 Author Report Share Posted July 7, 2006 Hey Byowetiful, great to hear your newes. Sadly the "luring weary travellers to their doom" trade is not what it used to be, there just ain't the passing trade any more. I've tried 'hitchhiking' passing motor vehicles but it's just embarrassing. Who stops their car for a horse? My latest muse is roaming the banks at night with one of these new "million candle power" torches to confuse the shipping and hopefully encourage a disaster, i keep practising. Funny you should mention Flossy getting her head stuck, I've had to extract a number of silly lambs heads from my enclosure fence this year, perhaps they were Flossy's offspring. Not the tightest stitch in the knit shall we say. Typing is no fun indeed. You should get yourself some of this "Bleat-recognition" software, i'm sure there's a version for ewe. I use "Neigh-Mare-Typing" for horses. Have you been rolling round in the sun? Ewe're looking quite felty. Or perhaps that's just my felty mind working. X Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yowe Posted August 5, 2006 Report Share Posted August 5, 2006 Hay Njugle,I've something to tell you that I hope you'll be understanding about. Before I tell you this, I want you to know that you will always be special to me and I'll never forget your kindness and all the wonderful times we spent together (especially the cosy nights in your cru). You have made me happy and given me two lovely lambs. You are witty and charming and truly a gentleman among water horses. The thing is....... over the past few weeks I have been spending alot of time with Flossie and have come to realize that my feelings for her are more than that of just good friendship. She feels the same way and well basically we've discovered that we are lesbo lambs and deeply in love. I hope we can still be friends and certainly the twins will still want to see you. Somewhere out there a girl njugle is waiting for you to come into her life so you can get together and create real trouble among travellers. Goodbye my dear Njugle and thanks for all the nuts. X Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Njugle Posted August 6, 2006 Author Report Share Posted August 6, 2006 And to think, i was starting to worry about the possibility that you had escaped through a hole in the dyke. Erm......yeah, what can i say Never du worry my peerie jewel. I wish dee much fun wee dy fleecy floosie, and rest assured that it is not goodbye, merely á demain, for if ewe ever yearn for some sentimental titivation, ewe know where i am. And if Yowe or flossie ever get stuck on your backs, or in fences or whatever, i'll aye be blyde to help oot. Farewell fleecy flirt, you can nibble my nuts any time. X Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarkstarIII Posted November 24, 2006 Report Share Posted November 24, 2006 8O this has got to be wan o the funniest threads on here.. hahahahaha... whit are ye all like?? Anyway.. I am keeping my teats well hidden... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marjolein Posted November 29, 2006 Report Share Posted November 29, 2006 I'm afraid to say that if you have given birth Njuggle's offspring You have made me happy and given me two lovely lambs. Then they'll be infertile as you two aren't of the same species. Or you have been an unfaithful lover Yowe? I hope no! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewenutz Posted November 30, 2006 Report Share Posted November 30, 2006 8O this has got to be wan o the funniest threads on here.. hahahahaha... whit are ye all like?? Anyway.. I am keeping my teats well hidden... Haha, I really don't know what I could add to a conversation like this, I'm speechless Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocturno Posted December 5, 2006 Report Share Posted December 5, 2006 Hi, I am looking for some friend... I am interested in Shetland...PM me if you're interested...thx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarkstarIII Posted December 6, 2006 Report Share Posted December 6, 2006 Aye I am getting a bit worried too... lol... theres too much pu'in the woo! and nibblin o nuts???? jeez.. its almost pornographic! 8O Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fairislefaerie Posted January 4, 2007 Report Share Posted January 4, 2007 Blimey... I'll ner be able to look to my ewes without having a peerie chuckle now. I laughed so much one almost had a spillage of ones G&T. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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