Great quotes.

[shoormal]

"It's easier to apologise than to convince"

 

My late Grandfaider - probably with Granny in mind!!

[sassermaet]

Be yourself - everyone else is already taken.

 

Aaaaaaand that brings my post count to 400.

[Girzie]

Homer Simpson - "Hahahahaha! Why I laugh?"

[Distortio]

one i saw recently:

 

when i was a boy i used to pray to god every day for a new bike. when i grew a little older i learned that god doesn't work like that, so i stole one and asked him to forgive me.

[KOYAANISQATSI]

"The object in life is not to be on the side of the majority, but to escape finding oneself in the ranks of the insane."

 

Marcus Aurelius

[Girzie]

Experience is what you get when you are looking for something else.

[sassermaet]

"Arguing evolution with a Creationist is like playing chess with a pigeon - he knocks over the pieces, sh*ts all over the board then flies back to his flock to claim victory."

[KOYAANISQATSI]

Russia is a state that is unfortunately using the one tool that it has always used whenever it wishes to deliver a message and that's its military power. That's not the way to deal in the 21st century.

http://www.mcclatchydc.com/227/story/49125.html

 

:shock:

[ArabiaTerra]

^^^^^^ The hypocrites are running the asylum ^^^^^^

[KOYAANISQATSI]

Certain key players, notably Secretary of Defense James Forrestal and President John F. Kennedy, were removed when they attempted to make these findings public.

But that's just the conspiracy paranoiac talking. It's just a game after all...isn't it?

[sassermaet]

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.

Unknown

 

"Give a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life."

- Terry Pratchett (again)

 

"Give a man a fish, he'll eat for a day. Give a man a fishing rod, and he'll break it up for firewood - or swap it for a fish."

 

Frankie Boyle (?)

[ArabiaTerra]

Saying atheism is a religion is like saying that bald is a hair colour. ~ Fred Rowson

[Pooks]

Churkeys, Tickens, Twabblegagejally ~ Pooks 2008.

[KOYAANISQATSI]

Emo Philips

 

I used to think the brain was my most important organ. But then I thought: Wait a minute, who's telling me that?

[Carlos]

"People do not seem to realize that their opinion of the world is also a confession of character."

 

"Society is always taken by surprise at any new example of common sense. "

 

"Truth is beautiful, without doubt; but so are lies."

 

"For everything you have missed, you have gained something else, and for everything you gain, you lose something else."

 

"We do what we must, and call it by the best names."

 

"I hate quotations. Tell me what you know."

 

A few from Emerson