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Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater. If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby. If you give her a house, she'll give you a home. If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal. If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart. She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her.

So, if you give her any crap, be ready to receive a ton of turd.

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Your school may have done away with winners and losers. Life hasn’t. In some schools, they’ll give you as many times as you want to get the right answer. Failing grades have been abolished and class valedictorians scrapped, lest anyone’s feelings be hurt. Effort is as important as results. This, of course, bears not the slightest resemblance to anything in real life

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The goverment are to issue guidelines suggesting that police dogs will have to have their feet covered when engaged in searches of Muslim homes.

 

There is to be a new government department. The Ministry of Wool Pulling Over the Eyes of The Public. The Rt Hon Jacqui Smith, (Lab) from the Constituency of A load of Bolox would seem to be forerunner for the job

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