Nigel Bridgman-Elliot Posted September 23, 2008 Report Share Posted September 23, 2008 Luck is what happens when preparation meets opportunity. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crofter Posted September 23, 2008 Report Share Posted September 23, 2008 Luck is what happens when preparation meets opportunity. ''You make your own luck.'' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Para Handy Posted October 9, 2008 Report Share Posted October 9, 2008 A pessimist is a optimist with experience Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dusty Rhodes Posted October 10, 2008 Report Share Posted October 10, 2008 "Life is 10% of what happens to me and 90% of how I react to it." This is my personal favorite Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hobbiniho Posted October 13, 2008 Report Share Posted October 13, 2008 As Douglas Adams once said "A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chasing__Nirvana Posted October 14, 2008 Report Share Posted October 14, 2008 "A soldier will fight long and hard for a bit of colored ribbon." - Napoleon Bonaparte. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KOYAANISQATSI Posted December 14, 2008 Report Share Posted December 14, 2008 "Those who vote decide nothing. Those who count the vote decide everything." - Joseph Stalin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Twerto Posted January 8, 2009 Report Share Posted January 8, 2009 Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater. If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby. If you give her a house, she'll give you a home. If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal. If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart. She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her.So, if you give her any crap, be ready to receive a ton of turd. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tlady Posted January 8, 2009 Report Share Posted January 8, 2009 ^^ I like it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeemsie1989 Posted January 8, 2009 Report Share Posted January 8, 2009 "Never before in the field of human conflict, has so much been owed by so many, to so few"- Winston Churchill Just a great quote "I told you I was dead"- On Spike Milligan's Tombstone "Live for the moment"- WWE's creative dept, for the Hardy Boyz, but still a good principle for life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baron Farkoff Posted January 8, 2009 Report Share Posted January 8, 2009 Sorry to be a pedantic twit, jeemsie, but I think Spikes gravestone said:" I told you I was ill"Genius! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DamnSaxon Posted January 8, 2009 Report Share Posted January 8, 2009 ^^^Yes, though he had to have it translated into Gaelic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeemsie1989 Posted January 8, 2009 Report Share Posted January 8, 2009 Aah, apologies. I got the quote from my father. I shall chastise him tonight! Cheers for the correction! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Para Handy Posted January 10, 2009 Report Share Posted January 10, 2009 Your school may have done away with winners and losers. Life hasn’t. In some schools, they’ll give you as many times as you want to get the right answer. Failing grades have been abolished and class valedictorians scrapped, lest anyone’s feelings be hurt. Effort is as important as results. This, of course, bears not the slightest resemblance to anything in real life Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Para Handy Posted January 11, 2009 Report Share Posted January 11, 2009 The goverment are to issue guidelines suggesting that police dogs will have to have their feet covered when engaged in searches of Muslim homes. There is to be a new government department. The Ministry of Wool Pulling Over the Eyes of The Public. The Rt Hon Jacqui Smith, (Lab) from the Constituency of A load of Bolox would seem to be forerunner for the job Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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