Para Handy Posted March 6, 2009 Report Share Posted March 6, 2009 On the daily politics show Neil Morrissey's was on calling for help to save pubs in the UK on a Wednesday and Anita Anand asked him for a poke in his pub some time The program was finished before my jaw closed again Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KOYAANISQATSI Posted April 7, 2009 Report Share Posted April 7, 2009 Order is the tide of creation. Yours’ worships the one over the many. You glorify your intelligence because it allows you to believe anything; that you have a destiny, you have a right, that you have a cause, that you’re special, that you are great, but in truth, you are born insane. And such misery cannot be allowed to spread.Sit down before facts like a child, and be prepared to give up every preconceived notion, follow humbly wherever and to whatever abysses Nature leads, or you shall learn nothing.If I have the least bit of knowledge I will follow the great Way alone and fear nothing but being sidetracked. The great Way is simple but people delight in complexity.The illiterates of the 21st century will not be those who cannot read and write, but those who cannot learn, unlearn, and relearn.Matter is composed of electricity, and of nothing else.We are the universe, trying to understand itself."Rabbit Season!"- Daffy Duck"Duck Season"- Bugs Bunny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sassermaet Posted April 22, 2009 Report Share Posted April 22, 2009 I don't like the thought of #2ing a hedgehog That's another Billy Connolly quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sassermaet Posted April 23, 2009 Report Share Posted April 23, 2009 My peerie cousin Hakki, as quoted to me by his mam earlier: "Tomatoes are EXACTLY lik oranges. Dey baith com fae really good pineapples." Even for a three-year-old he's a total surrealist Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roachmill Posted May 8, 2009 Report Share Posted May 8, 2009 The Internet: a magnificent new technology combining the credibility of anonymous here say, with the excitement of typing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TyochCloot Posted May 17, 2009 Report Share Posted May 17, 2009 Pulp Fiction Quote! The best wan! Brett: What?Jules: What country are you from?Brett: What? What? Wh - ?Jules: "What" ain't no country I've ever heard of. They speak English in What?Brett: What?Jules: English, motherpuker, do you speak it?Brett: Yes! Yes!Jules: Then you know what I'm sayin'!Brett: Yes!Jules: Describe what Marsellus Wallace looks like!Brett: What?Jules: Say 'what' again. Say 'what' again, I dare you, I double dare you motherpuker, say what one more Goddamn time!..... I here de said da blind man to the deaf dog and the man with no legs got up and walk away. A ald wan I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness. Few good wans Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KOYAANISQATSI Posted May 23, 2009 Report Share Posted May 23, 2009 The quintessential example of a group of people who've concluded "there is really nothing to debate" is a lynch pack. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shetland123 Posted May 24, 2009 Report Share Posted May 24, 2009 Here's to you and here's to me, and I hope we never disagree. But, if that should ever be, to HELL with you, here's to ME! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sassermaet Posted May 24, 2009 Report Share Posted May 24, 2009 Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.Unknown George Carlin, according to the calendar in my kitchen Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ArabiaTerra Posted May 24, 2009 Report Share Posted May 24, 2009 Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set him on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life. ~ Terry Pratchett Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Posted May 24, 2009 Report Share Posted May 24, 2009 Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set him on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life. ~ Terry Pratchett I always thought that was quite a clever one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KOYAANISQATSI Posted May 24, 2009 Report Share Posted May 24, 2009 "Truth needs no laws to support it. Truth can withstand examination time and again. Throughout history, only lies and liars have resorted to the courts to enforce adherence to dogma." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ArabiaTerra Posted May 25, 2009 Report Share Posted May 25, 2009 “Some kind of philosophy is a necessity to all but the most thoughtless, and in the absence of knowledge it is almost sure to be a silly philosophy. The result of this is that the human race becomes divided into rival groups of fanatics, each group firmly persuaded that its own brand of nonsense is sacred truth, while the other side’s is damnable heresy. Arians and Catholics, Crusaders and Muslims, Protestants and adherents of the Pope, Communists and Fascists, have filled large parts of the last 1,600 years with futile strife, when a little philosophy would have shown both sides in all these disputes that neither had any good reason to believe itself in the right. Dogmatism is an enemy to peace, and an insuperable barrier to democracy. In the present age, at least as much as in former times, it is the greatest of the mental obstacles to human happiness.â€Amazing, the things you can find looking at cartoons. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colin Posted May 25, 2009 Report Share Posted May 25, 2009 Saw this one many years ago. Apologies if it's not 'New' to you. To be is to do - Soctrates To do is to be - Sartre dobedobedoo - Sinatra. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohanofNess Posted May 26, 2009 Report Share Posted May 26, 2009 "All that is required for evil to prevail is for good men to do nothing." Edmund Burke "Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza." Dave Barry Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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