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"He occasionally stumbled over the truth, but hastily picked himself up and hurried on as if nothing had happened" Churchill



"Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys" P. J. ORourke



"Knowledge speaks, but wisdom listens" Jimi Hendrix


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Quotes from anonamous people:


"I am going to shober up and have a sower."


(During a Yes and no game)

"What is a whale?"

"A really big fish?"

"Is there an H in the name of the country Wales?"

"I can't spell!"

"Is Prince Charles also known as the Prince of Wales?"



I'd think of others but am too sleepy

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The Beautiful Frock


"Buy me, Lady" said the frock, "and I will make you into a BEAUTIFUL and WHOLE and COMPLETE Human Being."


"Do not be SILLY," said the Man, "for a frock alone cannot do that."


"TRUE," said the Lady. "I will have the Shoes and the Bag as well."


-- Edward Monkton

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A blind man stepped on Chuck Norris' shoe. Chuck replied "Don't you know who I am? I'm Chuck Norris" The mere mention of his name cured this mans blindness. Sadly the first and only thing this man ever saw was a roundhouse delivered by Chuck Norris

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