Yowe Posted March 1, 2007 Report Share Posted March 1, 2007 It's better to regret something you have done, than something you haven't.... ^^Gibby Haynes?I'm not sure. It's from a song. Possibly the Butthole surfers. Haven't heard it for many years. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sudden Stop Posted March 1, 2007 Report Share Posted March 1, 2007 If at first you don't succeed - Give up. There's no point being a damned fool about it If at first you don't succeed - don't try parachuting... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PoolHaddock Posted March 1, 2007 Report Share Posted March 1, 2007 If at first you don't succeed - Give up. There's no point being a damned fool about it If at first you don't succeed - don't try parachuting... From the joke thread -This isna really a joke, more of a life philosophy......but I'll submit it anyway! If at first you don't succeed.......so much for skydiving. Sorry! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crofter Posted March 1, 2007 Report Share Posted March 1, 2007 It's better to regret something you have done, than something you haven't.... ^^Gibby Haynes?I'm not sure. It's from a song. Possibly the Butthole surfers. Yep. "and if you see your mommy this weekend, be sure and tell her satan! satan! SATAN!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sudden Stop Posted March 1, 2007 Report Share Posted March 1, 2007 If at first you don't succeed - don't try parachuting... From the joke thread -This isna really a joke, more of a life philosophy......but I'll submit it anyway! If at first you don't succeed.......so much for skydiving. Sorry! Eeeek!!! Ha! I least I now know where I read it! I'm gonna have to stay out of the forums for a while - broaden my horizons a little. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roachmill Posted March 1, 2007 Report Share Posted March 1, 2007 It's better to regret something you have done, than something you haven't.... ^^Gibby Haynes?I'm not sure. It's from a song. Possibly the Butthole surfers. Yep. "and if you see your mommy this weekend, be sure and tell her satan! satan! SATAN!" Oh yeah! They don't make bands like that any more. I didn't just say that? *shuffles off to feel old in the corner* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PoolHaddock Posted March 1, 2007 Report Share Posted March 1, 2007 Eeeek!!! Ha! I least I now know where I read it! I'm gonna have to stay out of the forums for a while - broaden my horizons a little.Nah nah. I probably read it somewhere too, but I canna mind where... ... I still posted it first! Sorry ageen! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NewMagnie Posted March 1, 2007 Report Share Posted March 1, 2007 Nonsense, man! They couldn't hit an elephant at this dist-- __ * The last words of U.S. Gen. John B. Sedgewick as he sized up the Battle of Spotsylvania in 1864. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Para Handy Posted March 2, 2007 Report Share Posted March 2, 2007 If at first you don't succeed - Give up. There's no point being a damned fool about it The only thing that suck seeds is a parrot Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sudden Stop Posted March 3, 2007 Report Share Posted March 3, 2007 "If you give a person a fish, they'll fish for a day. But if you train a person to fish, they'll fish for a lifetime." - Dan Quayle, former U.S. Vice President yeh, something like that Dan. "Catch a man a fish, and you can sell it to him. Teach a man to fish, and you ruin a wonderful business opportunity. " - Karl Marx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McFly Posted March 3, 2007 Report Share Posted March 3, 2007 More from the great(?) Gibby Haynes: Well, well I been movin' down to Florida.And I'm gonna bowl me a perfect game.Well I'm gonna cut off my leg down in Florida, child.And I'm gonna dance one-legged off in the rain. .............. I just can't help thinking there's a genius trapped somewhere in that twisted mind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeMascus Posted March 4, 2007 Report Share Posted March 4, 2007 "And, isn't sanity really just a one-trick pony anyway? I mean all you get is one trick, rational thinking, but when you're good and crazy, oooh, oooh, oooh, the sky is the limit."- The Tick Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Para Handy Posted March 5, 2007 Report Share Posted March 5, 2007 dere made up ones I read on a e-mail once that show the versatilaty of the word F**K but still they crack me up, King Harlad at the Battle of Hastings "watch him he'll have some F**kers eye out with that" General Custer at his last stand "Where the F**K did all those indians come from" Captain of the Titanic on leaving for America " Full speed ahead and F**K the Icebergs!" Found this lot on a T-shirt about 15 years ago The World’s ten Greatest F**ks 1.What the F**k Was That? The Mayor of Hiroshima 2. Look at All Those F**king Indians! General Custer3. What a Place to Plant a F**ing Tree! Marc Bolan4. That’s Not a Real F**king Gun! John Lennon5. Of Course I’ll F**King Beat Tyson’arry! Frank Bruno6. I Thought I Could Smell F**king Petrol! Nikki Lauder7. I Know Him He’ll Have Some F**kers Eye Out! King Harold8. Who Let That F**king Woman Drive/ Space Shuttle Captan9. No F**kers Gonna Know Richard Nixon10 Where’s All That F**king Water Coming From? Captian of the Titanc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fjool Posted March 7, 2007 Report Share Posted March 7, 2007 From the moment I picked up your book until I laid it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it.http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Groucho_Marx Writing is no trouble: you just jot down ideas as they occur to you. The jotting is simplicity itself—it is the occurring which is difficult.http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stephen_Leacock Lots more quotes on the subject of writing at:http://www.unionwriters.org/home/writers-quotations.php Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fjool Posted March 7, 2007 Report Share Posted March 7, 2007 A few of my favourite Goldwynisms: "Why did you name him Sam? Every Tom, Dick and Harry is named Sam!" "Go see that turkey for yourself, and see for yourself why you shouldn’t see it." "I hate a man who always says yes to me. When I say no I like a man who also says no." “Give me a couple of years, and I’ll make that actress an overnight success.†There are so many more, they're ordered by length at http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Samuel_Goldwyn#Goldwynisms Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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