Njugle Posted June 19, 2006 Report Share Posted June 19, 2006 Indeed, the view gets better but the eye-sight starts to fade (I'm only 2/3 up the pyramid ) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cazzie Posted June 19, 2006 Report Share Posted June 19, 2006 oooh - so happy Squeezed in just under the 45 bracket! Thanks, Shetlink... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ArabiaTerra Posted August 11, 2006 Report Share Posted August 11, 2006 When you're a toddler you spend all your time wishing you were one of the big bairns that go to school When you're in Primary School you just want to go to the 'Big School' When you're at High School you wish you were working When you are working, you are too busy to care, Then you hit thirty and spend the rest of your life wishing you were a toddler again! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gary Posted August 11, 2006 Report Share Posted August 11, 2006 BigMouth Wrote: Mine are hitting me in my mid-forties. I am a little stiffer every morning Reminds me of a joke I once heard. A frail 90 year old man goes see his doctor and the doctor asks him how he's feeling. "I am stronger today than I have been at any other time in my life" replies the old man. "Really?" asks the surprised doctor. "Yes, when I was 18 and I had...." Nah better not. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marjolein Posted August 15, 2006 Report Share Posted August 15, 2006 just joined u baand. I am 50+ (weel in a weeks time i will be!!). I dunna consider meesell ta be aald avaa, tho looks laek i im compared ta you lot!! Jeemie shand?? I prefer pink floyd. Widna mind a free trip on northlink tho. I usually just tak a recliner an spend maest o me tim ida bar drinking bud!! I tink i im da only body in Shetland dat wears pink doc martens. Oh turd. You will recognise me noo!!!! I have a purple pair But I bought them a bit too big so they look like clown feet! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nautim Posted August 16, 2006 Report Share Posted August 16, 2006 just joined u baand. I am 50+ (weel in a weeks time i will be!!). I dunna consider meesell ta be aald avaa, tho looks laek i im compared ta you lot!! Jeemie shand?? I prefer pink floyd. Widna mind a free trip on northlink tho. I usually just tak a recliner an spend maest o me tim ida bar drinking bud!! I tink i im da only body in Shetland dat wears pink doc martens. Oh turd. You will recognise me noo!!!! I have a purple pair But I bought them a bit too big so they look like clown feet! Mines just have purple flowers on them... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlackEagle Posted August 20, 2006 Report Share Posted August 20, 2006 On the first day, God created the dog and said: "Sit all day by the door ofyour house and bark at anyone who comes in or walks past. For this, I willgive you a life span of twenty years." The dog said: "That's a long time to be barking. How about only ten yearsand I'll give you back the other ten?" So God agreed. On the second day, God created the monkey and said: "Entertain people, do tricks, and make them laugh. For this, I'll give you a twenty-year lifespan." The monkey said: "Monkey tricks for twenty years? That's a pretty long time to perform. How about I give you back ten like the Dog did?" And God agreed. On the third day, God created the cow and said: "You must go into the field with the farmer all day long and suffer under the sun, have calves and give milk to support the farmer's family. For this, I will give you a life span of sixty years." The cow said: "That's kind of a tough life you want me to live for sixty years. How about twenty and I'll give back the other forty?" And God agreed again. On the fourth day, God created man and said: "Eat, sleep, play, marry andenjoy your life. For this, I'll give you twenty years." But man said: "Only twenty years? Could you possibly give me my twenty, the forty the cow gave back, the ten the monkey gave back, and the ten the dog gave back; that makes eighty, okay?" "Okay," said God, "You asked for it." So that is why the first twenty years we eat, sleep, play and enjoyourselves. For the next forty years we slave in the sun to support ourfamily. For the next ten years we do monkey tricks to entertain thegrandchildren. And for the last ten years we sit on the front porch and bark at everyone. Life has now been explained to you. PS I'm still in the 45-54 bracket (barely) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marjolein Posted August 20, 2006 Report Share Posted August 20, 2006 we eat, sleep, play and enjoy ourselves - Good times Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghostrider Posted August 20, 2006 Report Share Posted August 20, 2006 Still 20 years to slave in the hot sun.... ....the frightening thing though, is, I've already started barking at everybody. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aims Posted September 4, 2006 Report Share Posted September 4, 2006 im 19, but i feel much older! who cares how old you are for this website, as long as ya hip in ya age, its all groovy! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ally Posted September 20, 2006 Report Share Posted September 20, 2006 Age about to change... 29 tomorrow. Only 5 years left in the shetlink key demographic! PS - Yes, this post is little more than a tragic attempt at getting birthday greetings form y'all. All donations gratefully accepted... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teenie3 Posted September 20, 2006 Report Share Posted September 20, 2006 Well Ally, I was just about to post you a Happy Birthday (as I enjoy your posts nearly as much as your picture) when I looked up and realised last Saturday I moved into the next age bracket - BOO!! Now I'm all depressed and think I'll have to go home and open a bottle of El Plonko to console myself. 29 - I wish!! Happy Birthday anyhoo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yowe Posted September 21, 2006 Report Share Posted September 21, 2006 Happy Birthday Ally Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McFly Posted September 21, 2006 Report Share Posted September 21, 2006 Many happy returns old chap! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Njugle Posted September 21, 2006 Report Share Posted September 21, 2006 http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e363/njugle/images.jpg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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