Jonners Posted April 7, 2006 Report Share Posted April 7, 2006 I think du might be thinkin' aboot da two peerie bairns in Turkey dat died efter they were playing with the heed of an infected bird (after it had been cut aff) and susequently caught the flu. Thanks Poolhaddock - I suspected my sick mind had gone into overdrive, and I was right. You refer to the exact news report I was poorly remembering. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
turrifield Posted April 8, 2006 Report Share Posted April 8, 2006 DON'T PANIC Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigMouth Posted April 9, 2006 Report Share Posted April 9, 2006 My worry is for the royals. What are they going to have for Sunday roast now? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JAStewart Posted April 9, 2006 Report Share Posted April 9, 2006 I'm so sick and tired of hearing about bird flu. I wish the media would all catch bird flu and die. Well, the tabliods anyway. Whats next for the sun? BIRD FLU R@PES ELVIS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Anonymous Posted April 10, 2006 Report Share Posted April 10, 2006 I read in the Sun that Easter Eggs may be banned to help control bird flu. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Anonymous Posted April 10, 2006 Report Share Posted April 10, 2006 A bear a lion and a chicken meet up. The bear says I'm the most feared animal when I roar the whole forest quivers with fear. No says the lion I'm the most feared feared animal when I roar the whole savana quivers with fear. No says the chicken I'm the most feared animal I only have to sneeze and the whole world sh*ts itself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JAStewart Posted April 11, 2006 Report Share Posted April 11, 2006 I read in the Sun that Easter Eggs may be banned to help control bird flu.Oh yeah, the daily star reported that we should cull children to stop the spread. personally I think its a fantastic idea .... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jerry_Dammers Posted April 11, 2006 Report Share Posted April 11, 2006 So there's a peerie bit of a risk that you might catch an infection off a Fife bird? That's hardly breaking news. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ArabiaTerra Posted August 14, 2006 Report Share Posted August 14, 2006 Njugle writes: 'Ever heard o' a chicken gun?6" or 8" pipe, sealed end, calor gas feed, spark plug, battery, convenient wall i'll leave the rest to your imagination Winkonly joking,of course, but it does work a treat when they're already dead' Used to check aircraft canopies for vulnerability to bird strikes... until the apprentice forgot to defrost the chicken. (possible urban myth) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tomblands Posted August 14, 2006 Report Share Posted August 14, 2006 Njugle writes: 'Ever heard o' a chicken gun?6" or 8" pipe, sealed end, calor gas feed, spark plug, battery, convenient wall i'll leave the rest to your imagination Winkonly joking,of course, but it does work a treat when they're already dead' Used to check aircraft canopies for vulnerability to bird strikes... until the apprentice forgot to defrost the chicken. (possible urban myth) Well, it made it onto an episode of Mythbusters. Couldn't tell you what the outcome of the test was, but I do remember them firing chickens at an airplane window. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
waffie Posted September 30, 2006 Report Share Posted September 30, 2006 A few years ago we were all going to be eaten by the ebola virus. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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