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Alternatively try a can on your workmates and note how they react.
Certainly worth a try!

 

or you could wash yer hair with it, supposed to be really good for that!
If you'd told me that when I was younger I might not be so folically challenged now and it might have been worth a try... :lol:
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Find an Austrailian camp cook book? Seem to remember various things you can do with yer tinnie. In Guides we we taught dampers should be made with beer - great use if your 10... but apparently you can (not that you might want to) boil your chicken in it (there's no vomiting emoticons?)

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From this website

 

http://www.ofcom.org.uk/tv/ifi/marketreviews/rada/

 

The current framework, set out in the Television without Frontiers (TWF) Directive permits broadcasters to show up to 12 minutes of advertising in any one hour, subject to an overall average of 9 minutes an hour but also allows Member States to impose additional restrictions if they wish. The TWF Directive's limits apply to non-public service channels but there are then stricter limits for the public service channels (ITV1, Channel 4, Five, GMTV and S4C).

 

While these channels may still show up to 12 minutes of advertising in any one hour, they are subject to an overall average of 7 minutes an hour, and a specific average of 8 minutes an hour between 6pm and 11pm. Particular rules apply to GMTV. Similar rules on scheduling apply to both public service and non-public service channels.

 

I suspect that trailers do not count towards the total. UK tv tends to work in one hour segments so shorter US shows have to be padded out to fit the segment

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Why is it I can do an honours degree, train to be a primary teacher as a graduate trainee, do my NQT year and 5 years in the class room in England and then come to Scotland/Shetland and not be classed as qualified to teach?

 

The primary system isn't that different and we're still in the UK. So if I want to be a teacher up here I have to do 2 years re-training, one year PGCE course and one year as a probationary teacher. So I'll be twice qualified abnd twice probationary yeared!

 

Madness!

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Why is it I can do an honours degree, train to be a primary teacher as a graduate trainee, do my NQT year and 5 years in the class room in England and then come to Scotland/Shetland and not be classed as qualified to teach?

 

The primary system isn't that different and we're still in the UK. So if I want to be a teacher up here I have to do 2 years re-training, one year PGCE course and one year as a probationary teacher. So I'll be twice qualified abnd twice probationary yeared!

 

Madness!

 

Even better you don't need any teaching qualifications at all to teach in Eton, Harrow, etc.

 

One Master who left Eton who wanted to put something into the state system after 20odd years teaching at Eton discovered he'd have to go through the full course to be eligable to teach at a "Bog Standard Comp"

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My name is Kevin and I like crisps.

 

Wish I could stop at a packet, I've been known to whip off a multipack in no time at all. Once an 18 pack in an evening.

 

I'd like to thank my family, god, my friends, god and god for my salvation :shock:

 

Actually I'd like to thank me for growing up :lol:

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Crisps Anonymous will be in the Crisp Aisle. At Tesco’s every Friday Afternoon.

Crisps will be on offer at buy one get one at half price.

 

A man who does not want to be identified Say he is on two 24 packs a day.

Another couple who does not want to be identified said, that they had taken to mugging customers.

Who leave the store with crisps in there trolleys.

A police spokesman said "that they had to put some jolly fat policeman on a Smokey Bacon stakeout"

But with all this new world cup flavours. There would have to be extra security put in place for the inrush of fans :)

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