Sudden Stop Posted April 22, 2010 Report Share Posted April 22, 2010 Alternatively try a can on your workmates and note how they react.Certainly worth a try! or you could wash yer hair with it, supposed to be really good for that! If you'd told me that when I was younger I might not be so folically challenged now and it might have been worth a try... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keedle Posted April 22, 2010 Report Share Posted April 22, 2010 What happened before / use by sell by dates ? If it wasna seperated you drank it and if it wasna stinkin you aet it ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MJ Posted April 22, 2010 Report Share Posted April 22, 2010 Find an Austrailian camp cook book? Seem to remember various things you can do with yer tinnie. In Guides we we taught dampers should be made with beer - great use if your 10... but apparently you can (not that you might want to) boil your chicken in it (there's no vomiting emoticons?) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MJ Posted April 26, 2010 Report Share Posted April 26, 2010 Anyone know are there's rules or a code on amount of advertising on commercial television? Being forced to watch Glee, or should I say the long stream of adverts with short breaks of Glee inbetween. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MuckleJoannie Posted April 26, 2010 Report Share Posted April 26, 2010 From this website http://www.ofcom.org.uk/tv/ifi/marketreviews/rada/ The current framework, set out in the Television without Frontiers (TWF) Directive permits broadcasters to show up to 12 minutes of advertising in any one hour, subject to an overall average of 9 minutes an hour but also allows Member States to impose additional restrictions if they wish. The TWF Directive's limits apply to non-public service channels but there are then stricter limits for the public service channels (ITV1, Channel 4, Five, GMTV and S4C). While these channels may still show up to 12 minutes of advertising in any one hour, they are subject to an overall average of 7 minutes an hour, and a specific average of 8 minutes an hour between 6pm and 11pm. Particular rules apply to GMTV. Similar rules on scheduling apply to both public service and non-public service channels. I suspect that trailers do not count towards the total. UK tv tends to work in one hour segments so shorter US shows have to be padded out to fit the segment Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Longdog Posted April 27, 2010 Report Share Posted April 27, 2010 Why is it I can do an honours degree, train to be a primary teacher as a graduate trainee, do my NQT year and 5 years in the class room in England and then come to Scotland/Shetland and not be classed as qualified to teach? The primary system isn't that different and we're still in the UK. So if I want to be a teacher up here I have to do 2 years re-training, one year PGCE course and one year as a probationary teacher. So I'll be twice qualified abnd twice probationary yeared! Madness! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MJ Posted April 27, 2010 Report Share Posted April 27, 2010 Why is it I can do an honours degree, train to be a primary teacher as a graduate trainee, do my NQT year and 5 years in the class room in England and then come to Scotland/Shetland and not be classed as qualified to teach? The primary system isn't that different and we're still in the UK. So if I want to be a teacher up here I have to do 2 years re-training, one year PGCE course and one year as a probationary teacher. So I'll be twice qualified abnd twice probationary yeared! Madness! Even better you don't need any teaching qualifications at all to teach in Eton, Harrow, etc. One Master who left Eton who wanted to put something into the state system after 20odd years teaching at Eton discovered he'd have to go through the full course to be eligable to teach at a "Bog Standard Comp" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Longdog Posted April 27, 2010 Report Share Posted April 27, 2010 Yeh private schools are a law unto themselves (in England anyway). Ironically one of the lasses on my course when I trained had taught private for years but wanted a formal teaching qualification to get out of the private school system LOL! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
piggywiggie Posted May 1, 2010 Report Share Posted May 1, 2010 why are a packet of crisps so addictive, and why dont you notice you have eaten the whole thing till your sick?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Longdog Posted May 2, 2010 Report Share Posted May 2, 2010 My name is Kevin and I like crisps. Wish I could stop at a packet, I've been known to whip off a multipack in no time at all. Once an 18 pack in an evening. I'd like to thank my family, god, my friends, god and god for my salvation Actually I'd like to thank me for growing up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Para Handy Posted May 2, 2010 Report Share Posted May 2, 2010 Crisps Anonymous will be in the Crisp Aisle. At Tesco’s every Friday Afternoon.Crisps will be on offer at buy one get one at half price. A man who does not want to be identified Say he is on two 24 packs a day. Another couple who does not want to be identified said, that they had taken to mugging customers. Who leave the store with crisps in there trolleys.A police spokesman said "that they had to put some jolly fat policeman on a Smokey Bacon stakeout"But with all this new world cup flavours. There would have to be extra security put in place for the inrush of fans Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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CrunchieSquirrel Posted May 14, 2010 Report Share Posted May 14, 2010 Imagine that people in the world spoke one language, if so what will the language be? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shetlandpeat Posted May 14, 2010 Report Share Posted May 14, 2010 WORLDISH Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Twerto Posted May 15, 2010 Report Share Posted May 15, 2010 Twertish Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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