Ghostrider Posted August 30, 2009 Report Share Posted August 30, 2009 In the USA If a Hoover sucks? Is the Hoover broken. Nope. To them there is no such a thing as "a" Hoover, "Hoover" was a government man, and they just have one "the" Hoover....its a ruddy great dam in Colorado or someplace. However, if a vacuum sucks, its a good 'un, but if its a sucky vacuum, the vacuum is broken. I think. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malcolm Posted August 31, 2009 Report Share Posted August 31, 2009 Why is mould in your home bad yet mould on a cheese is good? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Para Handy Posted September 1, 2009 Report Share Posted September 1, 2009 What's the speed of dark What happens when you get scaredhalf-to-death twice Are you telling the truth when you lie inbed If a word in a dictionary is misspelled, howwould you know Doesn't expecting the unexpected makethe unexpected expected Should crematoriums give discounts forthose who died in fires If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked and dry cleaners depressed If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation Can you unscramble an egg If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are others here for If you were traveling at the speed of sound and you turned on your radio would you be ! Able to hear it If you're traveling at the speed of light and you turn your headlights on, what happens Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
khitajrah Posted September 8, 2009 Report Share Posted September 8, 2009 I wonder: Has anyone looked into carbon sequestration in the saline aquifers off Shetland? If so, what were the results? If not, why not? Has this wind come from Hurricane Bill? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Njugle Posted September 8, 2009 Author Report Share Posted September 8, 2009 I wonder how the carbon would be delivered to them for sequestration? New pipelines?Currently, are they not injecting gas into wells to increase yield, so in a way it is already happening Anyway-what ever happened to the KLF? I find it hard to believe they just disappeared into obscurity. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EM Posted September 9, 2009 Report Share Posted September 9, 2009 Anyway-what ever happened to the KLF? I find it hard to believe they just disappeared into obscurity.An excellent question and one I periodically investigate. The basic answer (according to Wiki etc) seems to be that both Drummond and Cauty get involved from time to time in various arty projects which fit their original anti-art/situationist views. They don't seem to do much openly together, though there have been rumours. I heard an interview with Cauty a few years back where he joked that his son (not sure which one) seemed to be showing an encouraging interest in pyromania. Amusing, given the context of the infamous million quid stunt. Remarkable individuals. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DamnSaxon Posted September 9, 2009 Report Share Posted September 9, 2009 What's the speed of darkMinus the speed of light? What I want to know is:¿ÉƃoÊŽ dn ÇÊžÉʇ oʇ plo ooʇ ı É¯É Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
khitajrah Posted September 9, 2009 Report Share Posted September 9, 2009 ^ You are never too old for yoga. Go on, give it a go. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Anonymous Posted September 15, 2009 Report Share Posted September 15, 2009 What I'd like to know is:There used to be a clock which stood on a pole, somewhere about the head of Victoria Pier. What happened to it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Twerto Posted September 15, 2009 Report Share Posted September 15, 2009 it was replaced by a pump house. Also if i remember right it never worked for ages before it was taken down Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shetlandpeat Posted September 15, 2009 Report Share Posted September 15, 2009 Ahhhggg, just was thinkin bout that the other day.....was it there at the Tall Ships??? ooooooooopps obviously not... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Njugle Posted September 15, 2009 Author Report Share Posted September 15, 2009 Its time was up? It lost face? It needed a hand and no-one came forward? Shoot me now - I'm thinking of more What I'd like to know is, how the hell did Damn Saxon get upside down letters? Wtf? Baffled once again! BTW, Yoga is pretty good, some very different takes on it though. After dabbling with some sedentary versions of it I took on the version of two Australian contortionists and it became more like a flaming martial art- some of the things they could do! I packed it in after that. Many ways to skin a cat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trout Posted September 15, 2009 Report Share Posted September 15, 2009 @damnsaxon no-one is. just watch out for the farts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Twerto Posted September 15, 2009 Report Share Posted September 15, 2009 @njugle - lɯʇɥ˙dılÉŸ/ɯoɔ˙pÉÉŸÊŒÇɹ˙ÊÊÊ//:dʇʇɥ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Njugle Posted September 15, 2009 Author Report Share Posted September 15, 2009 ¡ÇɯÉs Çɥʇ ʇou ʇsnɾ Ë™sʇnu lolË™8008135 Çdʎʇ ı ɟı suÇddÉÉ¥ ʇÉÉ¥Ê 'ɯɯɥ Ë™Êou ʇı ɹÇÊŒo dÇÇls Çɹoɯ ou Çsol llÄ±Ê Ä± Ë™oʇɹÇÊʇ noÊŽ ÊžuÉɥʇ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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