DizzyKipper Posted February 29, 2012 Report Share Posted February 29, 2012 The only mammal that doesn't have a call is a giraffe because it doesn't have a voicebox. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dratsy Posted February 29, 2012 Report Share Posted February 29, 2012 Bill Clinton is a vegan though he occasionally eats fish because of his health: he had a quadruple heart surgery bypass-something! my ancestors didn't claw their way to the top of the food chain just for me to become a vegie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dratsy Posted February 29, 2012 Report Share Posted February 29, 2012 When you sneeze, all bodily functions stop even your heart. don't know about dat as Ive pooped mesel sneezing(while overseas and suffering fae deli beli) and da missus just informed me dat shu's pished hersel sneezing, both bodily functions? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Para Handy Posted March 4, 2012 Report Share Posted March 4, 2012 When you sneeze, all bodily functions stop even your heart. don't know about dat as Ive pooped mesel sneezing(while overseas and suffering fae deli beli) and da missus just informed me dat shu's pished hersel sneezing, both bodily functions? Snap Dratsy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seaflech Posted March 4, 2012 Report Share Posted March 4, 2012 Bristol is further east than Edinburgh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abraxas Posted March 5, 2012 Report Share Posted March 5, 2012 As fer poopin an pishin yersel while sneezin, te NOT do so at ANY time is what takes a bodily function (ie yer sphincter muscle etc, keepin a tight grip on the ould bowels!). Just, both are usually involuntary reflexes (ye don't have te consciously think about keepin 'em stopped up... unless ye've been samplin my Chilli con Carne speciale, an my homemade wine, in which case ye'll be strugglin wi' control o' both!!!Any one been round folk as they expire an shuffle from this mortal coil te whatever comes next (Paradise fer the kind an generous, Tesco on a Saturday when the boat's no been up, fer the rest! - an thats plenty... how d'ye think it got so feckin crowded!! ) can tell ye that when the ould bodily functions cease, air freshener is more'n likely required. Te think 'twas orgasm that the Frenchies called "le petit mort". Maybe it should've been sneezin, instead! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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