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^^ There are as many Hoosn's as there are geese with bare feet, you're being no help, so I won't be any either. :wink:

 

I'm sure if I used my real name 99.9% of the folk reading this board would say, "WhoTF is he?" So they may as well say the same to an alias that's half the length of my real name, and says a whole lot more about me....if you can read cryptic, that is. :lol:

WHAT? you ride ghosts ???????

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This is slightly "off thread" but our cat has just come in with a slug sticking to his foot. How can you come ahead in life?

Remove slug, delete cat by any means possible, and if there is still a risk of 'thread infection', quickly empty 2 cans of McEwans Export. Or if you fancy a real drink, try Stella Artois. :lol:

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hoop its no the yippie aye o ats da clue ? Anybody keen who iceplick is ?
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I have to admit I'm intrigued about the identity of "Iceprick", Maybe he is actually an emergency medical holograph.

:lol: :lol: Joking Icepick, honest... :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Let's face it, in Shetland everybody knows who everybody is,

Twartree year ago – mair as dat – whin da boys at’s noo men wir peerie – we wid veesit Muness Castle. Du hed to aks da wife at da cottage fir da key. But dan shu wid aks da why an da wherfore o da veesit. I started aff wi ’Wir faimly tree … at wis pitten tageddir by Jack Priest o Reawick’ – wharupon shu cam straight oot wi ‘Weel dan - you’ll be some freend to Tony?’ – an da reply ‘Yea yea, I’m Tony’s niece’ led wis to being aksed in to look at her photos o her MBE fae da Queen. Niver ony need to mention Tony’s surname… - but I'm niver actually bidden in Shetland, only come on holiday! (hence spelling - don't write in...)

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WHAT? you ride ghosts ???????

 

hoop its no the yippie aye o ats da clue ?

 

God forbid!....in duplicate. :shock: :shock:

 

The name made more sense when I hed the neb end 'o a Honda for a avatar instead o' me richt ee.

you keen you need ta watch dis Voe men lol , dey wid get lippy quick

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.... and a Jeremy Clarkson DVD.

 

Dis years wan is excellent!

 

I echo the thanks fur a lighthearted thread. Hed a poor time recently on a personal level, wis lookin forward tae a big chilloot danight tae Steve Earle, but da wadder dealt wi dat.

 

So, a fine brandy, red can, Earle on winamp and amusement on Shetlink, whit more can you ask fur!

 

Oh - more fok caa me by my username dan my real neem, so...

 

(But seriously, da serious stuff widna be near as interestin withoot da degree o anonymity)

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