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The following squads have just been announced for the 2006 World Cup

 

 

 

BRAZILIAN SQUAD FOR WORLD CUP 2006

 

Pinnochio

Libero

Vimto

Memento

Borneo

Tango

Cheerio

Subbuteo

Scenario

Fellatio

Portfolio

 

SUBS:

 

Placebo

Porno

Polio

Banjo

Brasso

Stereo (L)

Stereo ®

Hydrochlorofluoro

Aristotle

Computersezno

 

YUGOSLAVIAN SQUAD FOR WORLD CUP 2006

 

Itch

Annoyingitch

Hardtoreachitch

Scratchanitch

Hic

Sic

Spic

Pric

Digaditch

Fallinaditch

Horseraditch

 

SUBS:

 

Mowapitch

Letsgetrich

Shagabitch

 

 

RUSSIAN SQUAD FOR WORLD CUP 2006

 

Whodyanicabolicov

Ticlycov

Chesticov

Nasticov

Slalomsky

Downhillsky

Risky

Swedishshev

Mastershev

darlingov

Udarlingov

 

SUBS:

 

Rubitov

Gechakitov

Sodov

Pastryshev

Najinsky

Ivorripastonesov

Taykitov

 

 

 

ROMANIAN SQUAD FOR WORLD CUP 2006

 

Chatanoogaciouciou

Atishiou

Blessiou

Thankyiou

Busqueue

Snookercu

Pennyciou

Twoapennyciou

Fourapennyciou

I'llgetciou

Youandwhosarmi

 

SUBS:

 

U

NonU

ManU

Stuffyiou

Lee Kwan Yu

 

 

 

DANISH SQUAD FOR WORLD CUP 2006

 

Toomanigoalssen

Tryandstopussen

Crapdefenssen

Haveagossen

Firstsson

Seccondsson

 

Thirdsson

 

Legshurtssen

Notroubleseeingussen

 

Wherestheballssen

Getthebeerssen

 

SUBS:

 

Howmanygoalsisthatssen

Finallygaveupcountinssen

Hurryupandblowthewhistlessen

Yourelatedtoalexfergusonssen

 

 

 

 

ITALIAN SQUAD FOR WORLD CUP 2006

 

Baloni

 

Potbelli

Beerbelli

Giveitsumwelli

 

Wotsontelli

Yrarseissmelli

Onetoomani

 

Legslikejelli

Havabenni

 

Wobblijelli

Spendapenni

 

SUBS:

 

Cantthinkofani!!!

 

Buggermi

 

 

 

 

MEXICAN SQUAD FOR WORLD CUP 2006

 

San Francisco

 

Costa Brava

Hopelez

Juan Andonly

 

Manuel Gearbox

 

Don Criformi-Argentina

Skrewdigalz

Luis Canon

Sombrero

 

Chihuahua Jose

 

SUBS:

 

Jesus Maria Don Key

Burrito

Speedy Gonzalez

Tequila

Caramba

 

 

DUTCH SQUAD FOR WORLD CUP 2006

 

Kenning van Hire

Van Diemansland

Van der Valk

Van Gard

Van Erealdizeez

Ad van Tagus

Hertz van Rental

Transit van Dors

Van Coova

Van Sprokendown

Aye van Hoe

 

SUBS:

 

Van Iller

Van Ishincreme

Van Morrison

 

 

Two players who are not included are Russian hard-man Sendimov, who will be serving a three-month suspension, and the hard-working Mexican midfielder, Manuel Labor.

 

There is no place in the Dutch squad for lesbian tranny, Dick van Dyke.

 

The young Dutch star Per Vert has been excluded from the squad, after he was discovered in the back streets of Amsterdam with his finger in a dyke.

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