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Ten facts aboot me fae da Mechanical Contrivium.

 

http://thesurrealist.co.uk/trivia.pl?subject=&gender=m

 

1. There are six towns named Jerry_Dammers in the United States.

2. Neil Armstrong first stepped on Jerry_Dammers with his left foot!

3. On average, women blink nearly twice as much as Jerry_Dammers!

4. Until the 1960s, Jerry_Dammers was not allowed to enter Disneyland.

5. Wearing headphones for an hour will increase the amount of Jerry_Dammers in your ear 700 times.

6. There is no lead in a lead pencil - it is simply a stick of graphite mixed with Jerry_Dammers and water.

7. Cats use their Jerry_Dammers to test whether a space is large enough for them to fit through.

8. Plato believed that the souls of melancholy people would be reincarnated into Jerry_Dammers.

9. Jerry_Dammers can be very poisonous if injected intravenously.

10. Four-fifths of the surface of Jerry_Dammers is covered in water.

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Ha ha ha! The Mechanical Contrivium is great!!

 

1. A pilly can fly at an average speed of fifteen kilometres an hour!

2. The difference between a pilly and a village is that a pilly does not have a church.

3. If you don't get out of bed on the same side you got in, you will have a pilly for the rest of the day!

4. A pilly was invented in China in the eleventh century, but was only used for fireworks, never for weapons.

5. A pillyocracy is government by a pilly!

6. The first a pilly was made in 1853, and had no pedals!

7. Every day in the UK, four people die putting a pilly on.

8. A pilly can be seen from space!

9. A pilly can live for up to a week without a head.

10. 99 percent of the pumpkins sold in the US end up as a pilly.

 

Teehehehe, I'm so childish. Try "foost"!

 

Try this game, It's brilliant!

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Ten Top Trivia Tips about Spoots!

 

1. Spoots can use only about ten percent of his brain!

2. The deepest part of spoots is over 35,000 feet deep.

3. People used to believe that dressing their male children as spoots would protect them from evil spirits.

4. The original nineteenth-century Coca-Cola formula contained spoots.

5. In Chinese, the sound 'spoots' means 'bite the wax tadpole'!

6. The canonical hours of the Christian church are matins, lauds, prime, terce, sext, none, spoots and compline.

7. The Eskimos have over fifty words for spoots.

8. Spoots can sleep for three and a half years.

9. Spoots can taste with his feet.

10. Spoots invented the wheel in the fourth millennium BC.

 

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Ten facts aboot me fae da Mechanical Contrivium.

 

http://thesurrealist.co.uk/trivia.pl?subject=&gender=m

 

1. There are six towns named Jerry_Dammers in the United States.

2. Neil Armstrong first stepped on Jerry_Dammers with his left foot!

3. On average, women blink nearly twice as much as Jerry_Dammers!

4. Until the 1960s, Jerry_Dammers was not allowed to enter Disneyland.

5. Wearing headphones for an hour will increase the amount of Jerry_Dammers in your ear 700 times.

6. There is no lead in a lead pencil - it is simply a stick of graphite mixed with Jerry_Dammers and water.

7. Cats use their Jerry_Dammers to test whether a space is large enough for them to fit through.

8. Plato believed that the souls of melancholy people would be reincarnated into Jerry_Dammers.

9. Jerry_Dammers can be very poisonous if injected intravenously.

10. Four-fifths of the surface of Jerry_Dammers is covered in water.

 

 

try Sandy Cluness

 

1. The most dangerous form of Sandy Cluness is the bicycle.

2. Sandy Cluness is actually a fruit, not a vegetable.

3. Sandy Cluness was originally called Cheerioats.

4. Sandy Cluness was first grown in America by the grandmother Maria Ann Smith, from whom his name comes.

5. Forty percent of the world's almonds and twenty percent of the world's peanuts are used in the manufacture of Sandy Cluness.

6. The first Sandy Cluness was made in 1853, and had no pedals.

7. It takes a lobster approximately 7 years to grow to be Sandy Cluness.

8. Pound for pound, hamburgers cost more than Sandy Cluness.

9. Sandy Cluness will give a higher yield if milked when listening to music!

10. Sandy Cluness can usually be found in nests built in the webs of large spiders.

 

 

 

1. The deepest part of Sandy Cluness is over 35,000 feet deep.

2. Sandy Cluness will often rub up against people to lay his scent and mark his territory!

3. Sandy Cluness can drink over 25 gallons of water at a time!

4. Antarctica is the only continent without Sandy Cluness !

5. Sandy Cluness cannot be detected by infrared cameras!

6. Only 55 percent of Americans know that the sun is made of Sandy Cluness .

7. Sandy Cluness has four noses.

8. A female ferret will die if it goes into heat and cannot find Sandy Cluness !

9. Ostriches stick their heads in Sandy Cluness not to hide but to look for water!

10. You should always open Sandy Cluness at least an hour before drinking him.

 

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