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Wind up your friends with this one:

 

http://www.spammimic.com/

 

- copy'n'paste this into its decoder to prove it -

 

Dear Friend ; We know you are interested in receiving

cutting-edge news ! If you no longer wish to receive

our publications simply reply with a Subject: of "REMOVE"

and you will immediately be removed from our mailing

list ! This mail is being sent in compliance with Senate

bill 1620 ; Title 6 ; Section 309 . This is NOT unsolicited

bulk mail . Why work for somebody else when you can

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! But don't believe us . Mr Ames who resides in South

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! We are licensed to operate in all states ! If not

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a friend and you get half off . Thank-you for your

serious consideration of our offer ! Dear Professional

, Especially for you - this cutting-edge intelligence

! If you are not interested in our publications and

wish to be removed from our lists, simply do NOT respond

and ignore this mail . This mail is being sent in compliance

with Senate bill 1623 ; Title 2 , Section 302 . This

is NOT unsolicited bulk mail ! Why work for somebody

else when you can become rich as few as 78 months .

Have you ever noticed most everyone has a cellphone

plus people are much more likely to BUY with a credit

card than cash . Well, now is your chance to capitalize

on this ! We will help you turn your business into

an E-BUSINESS plus use credit cards on your website

! You are guaranteed to succeed because we take all

the risk . But don't believe us . Mr Jones of Georgia

tried us and says "Now I'm rich many more things are

possible" ! This offer is 100% legal ! So make yourself

rich now by ordering immediately ! Sign up a friend

and you'll get a discount of 60% . Best regards !

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Hen mukker ; we ken ye ur interested in receiving cutting-edge bark ! if ye nae longer wish tae receive oor publications simply reply wi' a subject: ay "remove" ain ye will immediately be removed frae uir mailing list ! thes mail is bein' sent in compliance wi' senate bill 1620 ; title sex ; section 309 . thes isnae unsolicited bulk mail . wa wark fur somebody else when ye can become rich inside 61 days ! hae ye ever noticed nearly every advert oan tele has a .com oan in it an' fowk loove convenience . weel, noo is yer chance tae capitalize oan thes . we will help ye increase customer response by 120% an' process yer orders within seconds ! ye can begin at absolutely nae cost tae ye ! but dornt believe us . mr ames fa resides in sooth dakota tried us an' says "naw aam rich, rich, rich" ! we ur licensed tae operate in aw states ! if nae fur ye 'en fur yer loo'd ones - act noo ! sign up a mukker an' ye gie half aff . thank-yoo fur yer serioos consideration ay uir offer ! hen professional , especially fur ye - thes cutting-edge intelligence ! if ye arenae interested in uir publications an' wish tae be removed frae uir lists, simply dinnae respond ain ignair thes mail . thes mail is bein' sent in compliance with senate bill 1623 ; title tae , section 302 . thes is nae unsolicited bulk mail ! wa wark fur somebody else when ye can become rich as few as 78 months . hae ye ever noticed most a' fowk has a cellphone plus fowk ur much mair likely tae buy wi' a credit card than cash . weel, noo is yer chance tae capitalize on thes ! we will help ye turn yer business into an e-business plus use credit cards oan yer website ! ye ur guaranteed tae succeed coz we tak' aw the risk . but dornt believe us . mr jones ay georgia tried us an' says "naw aam rich mony mair things ur possible" ! thes offer is 100% legal ! sae make yerself rich noo by orderin' immediately ! sign up a mukker ain yoo'll gie a discoont ay 60% . best regards !

 

 

8O 8) :lol:

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Ha! Don't bother yourself me old trout, i've just spent half an hour on that flaming grow cube thing and still haven't cracked it, but i've been s-o-o-o close :grrr: I now hate it with a passion. I give up. :( If you've actually done it, my hat is off to you.

 

 

And if i ever hear that music again, i will stick my head through the speaker.:evil:

 

 

please send me the answer, please, pretty please....

 

Just clocked this today too when I was searching for something ...

 

Did du do it?

 

The answer is..... I'll PM dee ;)

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:lol: Ah ha, you are a gent and a scholar me old trout, but had i not solved that flaming thing (as mentioned further on in the thread i think), i would not be able to read this message as i would indeed have stuck my head through the monitor.

Next time you post a link like that, which would be great, please endeavour to answer in less than the 40 years it took to fulfill that desperate plea!

 

Thanks anyway. :)

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Dear Business person , This letter was specially selected

to be sent to you . If you no longer wish to receive

our publications simply reply with a Subject: of "REMOVE"

and you will immediately be removed from our mailing

list ! This mail is being sent in compliance with Senate

bill 1621 ; Title 1 , Section 301 . This is a ligitimate

business proposal ! Why work for somebody else when

you can become rich as few as 97 months . Have you

ever noticed people will do almost anything to avoid

mailing their bills & society seems to be moving faster

and faster . Well, now is your chance to capitalize

on this ! WE will help YOU use credit cards on your

website & deliver goods right to the customer's doorstep

! You can begin at absolutely no cost to you ! But

don't believe us ! Ms Ames of Indiana tried us and

says "Now I'm rich many more things are possible" !

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laws . You have no reason not to act now . Sign up

a friend and you get half off . Thank-you for your

serious consideration of our offer . Dear Cybercitizen

; You made the right decision when you signed up for

our club . This is a one time mailing there is no need

to request removal if you won't want any more ! This

mail is being sent in compliance with Senate bill 2416

, Title 6 , Section 305 ! This is not a get rich scheme

! Why work for somebody else when you can become rich

as few as 64 days ! Have you ever noticed people will

do almost anything to avoid mailing their bills & people

love convenience . Well, now is your chance to capitalize

on this . We will help you turn your business into

an E-BUSINESS & deliver goods right to the customer's

doorstep ! You are guaranteed to succeed because we

take all the risk . But don't believe us ! Prof Ames

who resides in North Dakota tried us and says "Now

I'm rich many more things are possible" . We assure

you that we operate within all applicable laws ! We

beseech you - act now ! Sign up a friend and you'll

get a discount of 20% ! Cheers .

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