where to go fishing in the lerwick area,

[Scorrie]

You should really qualify such a statement with tangible evidence, or a wink smiley to denote you are joking perhaps. Otherwise it will have to be removed as defamatory under the T&Cs.

 

I can just see it....huddles of furtive shopkeepers lurking in the shadows....they see their chance, dash for the bins and fall upon their prizes chattering and whooping....