north Posted June 26, 2006 Report Share Posted June 26, 2006 Don't you guys have any dentists up there?? 8O Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigMouth Posted June 26, 2006 Report Share Posted June 26, 2006 Don't you guys have any dentists up there?? 8O Not in this thread Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ally Posted June 26, 2006 Report Share Posted June 26, 2006 "I've got this fantasy about Bob Holness..." "It doesn't matter, darling" "Yeah, It's been really itchy down there since I got back from Sharon's hen night in Magaluf" "Are you in yet?" "How was it? Mercifully brief". "Our cieling could really do with a fresh lick of paint" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peeriesooky Posted June 26, 2006 Report Share Posted June 26, 2006 wheeee...it's lik bein oan a bouncy castle Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peeriesooky Posted June 26, 2006 Report Share Posted June 26, 2006 whit is dat smell? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fanman Posted June 26, 2006 Report Share Posted June 26, 2006 James Blunt !!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Antsy Posted June 26, 2006 Report Share Posted June 26, 2006 Do you have any imodium? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marooned in Maywick Posted June 26, 2006 Author Report Share Posted June 26, 2006 "Daddy. What are you doing to Auntie Wendy?" "Daddy. What are you doing to Uncle Steve?" "Daddy. I don't think Rover likes that." "And it's over to Shetland we go and....YES, you're live on Noel's House Party" *Ring ring* "Hello, can I interest you in some double glazing?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peeriesooky Posted June 26, 2006 Report Share Posted June 26, 2006 the sound of someone drilling if you live in a detached house eh darling...it's stuck the fire alarm "you don't wanna do that...only me" who the f***s that at da window? "is that a chainsaw?" so how many attachments come with this hoover? can i interest you in the daz doorstep challenge? best be quick hun, bit of a dicky stomach did you just see that doll move? now where did i put da gimp mask? have you ever seen dat film deliverence? i'll be frodo you be sam would you believe it, my periods came dunno how to say this but, and its not my fault, but you know that tube of lube? well it wisna lube... i can't see any cctv can you guess where it is yet? now you'll like this...not a lot, but you'll like this (amazing whit du can dae wi folks catchphrases ) now the kids will be home in half an hour...it'll take you an hour to get out of that lock, 20 minutes to saw your way through with this... oh good, that'll be my hubby home...now you are in for a surprise, he likes big men i used to work on a psychiatric ward...ok, when i say worked i thought you were a woman my fellow armadillos... (ain fir da dead ringers crood ) now first i'd like to say a wee prayer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
turrifield Posted June 27, 2006 Report Share Posted June 27, 2006 the bedroom door opening Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marooned in Maywick Posted June 28, 2006 Author Report Share Posted June 28, 2006 "Scene 142, take 17 and.......action" A round of applause. FORE! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peeriesooky Posted June 28, 2006 Report Share Posted June 28, 2006 so, can i count on yer vote in da next election? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peeriesooky Posted June 28, 2006 Report Share Posted June 28, 2006 ECHO, echo, echo, cho, ho, ho, o, o, o.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skellister Posted June 28, 2006 Report Share Posted June 28, 2006 Farting! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peeriesooky Posted June 28, 2006 Report Share Posted June 28, 2006 no, seriously, a peerie plastic bag and an elastic band dus jist da same job Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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